- 1 Chapter 1: Small Workshops Really Go All Out
- 2 Chapter 2: Recharge to Get Stronger
- 3 Chapter 3: This Game Even Has a Dedicated Voice Actor?
- 4 Chapter 4: Blowing It All Up
- 5 Chapter 5: Crazy Thursday Deals
- 6 Chapter 6: What?! There’s a Monthly Pass Too?!
- 7 Chapter 7: Isn’t This a Great Deal?
- 8 Chapter 8: Insufficient Affection, No Peeking
- 9 Chapter 9: Divining the Heavens
- 10 Chapter 10: Your Virtual Girlfriend’s Small Gift Has Arrived
- 11 Chapter 11: It Smells Like Li Qingran!
- 12 Chapter 12: We’re Here to Expose You (Single Female Lead Armor Stacking)
- 13 Chapter 13: Frenzied Beast Incense
- 14 Chapter 14: A Mirage?
- 15 Chapter 15: If There’s a Next Life?
- 16 Chapter 16: The Urge to Prick Something
- 17 Chapter 17: Could Chen Huai’an Be a Genius?!
- 18 Chapter 18: This Is Something Very Important
- 19 Chapter 19: The Divine Medicine Emerges
- 20 Chapter 20: Swearing to the Heavens
- 21 Chapter 21: The Sword Manual
- 22 Chapter 22: You and I Are Fated!
- 23 Chapter 23: Stage Mission Unlocks
- 24 Chapter 24: The Guardian Package
- 25 Chapter 25: The Night Reaper of the Heavenly Demon Sect
- 26 Chapter 26: 188 for Instant Kill—What More Needs to Be Said?
- 27 Chapter 27: Someone Requests an Opportunity from You
- 28 Chapter 28: Another Little Gift?
- 29 Chapter 29: What a Sword!
- 30 Chapter 30: The Black Scale Sword
- 31 Chapter 31: Please Select a Target
- 32 Chapter 32: Heart Demon Arises
- 33 Chapter 33: A Change of Heart
- 34 Chapter 34: Li Qingran, You’re So Stupid
- 35 Chapter 35: Ending It Once and for All
- 36 Chapter 36: Variety Show
- 37 Chapter 37: Returning to Qingyun Sect
- 38 Chapter 38: Let Me See Who Dares
- 39 Chapter 39: So What If I Interfere?
- 40 Chapter 40: Battle Against Zhang Hanxiao
- 41 Chapter 41: The Reckoning Continues
- 42 Chapter 42: A Thousand Swords Through the Heart
- 43 Chapter 43: Are You Satisfied?
- 44 Chapter 44: Execution on the Spot
- 45 Chapter 45: A Debate Begins
- 46 Chapter 46: Have You Chosen?
- 47 Chapter 47: Why Not Give It a Try
- 48 Chapter 48: Battle Against Lu Changtian
- 49 Chapter 49: A Game Helmet?
- 50 Chapter 50: Moon Rises Over Tianshan
- 51 Chapter 51: Another Hidden Old Monster
- 52 Chapter 52: Select All
- 53 Chapter 53: The Guardian
- 54 Chapter 54: Dispersing Cultivation
- 55 Chapter 55: Master, Please Accept Your Disciple’s Bow
- 56 Chapter 56: Bro, You’re Insanely Good-Looking
- 57 Chapter 57: Get Out
- 58 Chapter 58: Hold It~
- 59 Chapter 59: We Are from Qingyun Sect
- 60 Chapter 60: I Really Am a Superhuman
- 61 Chapter 61: Who Could Be More Handsome Than Our Brother?
- 62 Chapter 62: What Are You Trying to Do?
- 63 Chapter 63: I’ll Expose You!
- 64 Chapter 64: A Tap on the Shoulder
- 65 Chapter 65: Does He Have a Plan?
- 66 Chapter 66: A True Powerhouse
- 67 Chapter 67: I’ve Got More
- 68 Chapter 68: Your Virtual Girlfriend Has Joined the Sword Pavilion
- 69 Chapter 69: Chen Huai’an Is a Grand Elder?!
- 70 Chapter 70: Choosing a Cave Residence
- 71 Chapter 71: FarmVille?!
- 72 Chapter 72: That’s It? Just Some Grass?
- 73 Chapter 73: Could This Be a Real Talisman?
- 74 Chapter 74: Is This Plant Really Suspicious?
- 75 Chapter 75: Am I Using the Wrong Stance?
- 76 Chapter 76: What? Sword Qi?!
- 77 Chapter 77: Is Chen Huai’an a Ticking Time Bomb?
- 78 Chapter 78: Damn, Is This Lingxi Valley?
- 79 Chapter 79: Are They Going to Take Over My House?
- 80 Chapter 80: The Sword Pavilion’s Tradition?
- 81 Chapter 81: The Breathing Technique and Hidden Turmoil
- 82 Chapter 82: Are You Serious?!
- 83 Chapter 83: Found the Memorial Tablet?
- 84 Chapter 84: Isn’t This Triple Zero?
- 85 Chapter 89: Disciple Won’t Let You Die!
- 86 Chapter 90: You Want to Divine the Future Too?
- 87 Chapter 91: Living Up to Expectations
- 88 Chapter 92: Who Wouldn’t Be Anxious?
- 89 Chapter 93: This Is What You Get for Cosplaying!!
- 90 Chapter 94: At What Cost?
- 91 Chapter 95: The Multitudes of Life
- 92 Chapter 96: It’s All Real
- 93 Chapter 97: Junior Sister, Let’s Head Down the Mountain!
- 94 Chapter 98: I, Immortal Chen, Want to Live!
- 95 Chapter 99: A Warm Welcome
- 96 Chapter 100: Might Have Been Seen?
- 97 Chapter 101: Making Money!
- 98 Chapter 102: This Thing Doesn’t Work on Me!
- 99 Chapter 103: Everything Makes Sense Now!
- 100 Chapter 104: Heh Heh! You’re the One!
- 101 Chapter 105: So This Is the Great Sumeru Hand??
- 102 Chapter 106: A Flying Boat Stuck in the Illusion Formation?!
- 103 Chapter 108: What a Fateful Encounter
- 104 Chapter 109: A Waterfall Plunging Three Thousand Feet
- 105 Chapter 110: Fate’s Cut Runs Deep
- 106 Chapter 111: All Converting to Sword Cultivators Now?
- 107 Chapter 112: It’s a Taotie!
- 108 Chapter 113: Need to Test Him First
- 109 Chapter 114: Completely Barbecued
- 110 Chapter 115: This King Also Wants Four Seas Baozi
- 111 Chapter 85: Hidden Agendas
- 112 Chapter 86: A Love-Struck Sword Heart
- 113 Chapter 87: Can I Take a Look?
- 114 Chapter 88: So, Does He Know or Not?!
- 115 Chapter 107: With This Sword, I Shall Cut Down the Heavens!
- 116 Chapter 116: Time for a Test
- 117 Chapter 117: Then What Are We Waiting For?
- 118 Chapter 118: That Guy
- 119 Chapter 119: The Lost Book
- 120 Chapter 120: It’s Decided—You!
- 121 Chapter 121: Spiritual Root Mystery Box
- 122 Chapter 122: Haunted Construction Site?
- 123 Chapter 123: Let’s Talk This Out
- 124 Chapter 124: So You’re Chen Huai’an?
- 125 Chapter 125: A Careful Choice
- 126 Chapter 126: Directly Breaking Through
- 127 Chapter 127: Diplomacy Before Violence
- 128 Chapter 128: Try Moving and See?
- 129 Chapter 129: You Just Think You’re About to Die!
- 130 Chapter 130: Fate—It’s All About Opportunity!
- 131 Chapter 131: Please Punish Me, Master
- 132 Chapter 132: Thoughtful Materials
- 133 Chapter 133: Real or Fake? Should I Ask Customer Support?
- 134 Chapter 134: Besiege Wei to Rescue Zhao
- 135 Chapter 135: Hope for a Cure
- 136 Chapter 136: Demonization!
- 137 Chapter 137: Get Out of That Kid!
- 138 Chapter 138: Off-Field Support and Life-Bound Artifact
- 139 Chapter 139: Roaming the Void
- 140 Chapter 140: Rising from the Coffin
- 141 Chapter 141: General-Class Containment—Chen Huai’an
- 142 Chapter 142: Chen Huai’an, You Are Important!
- 143 Chapter 143: Harmonious Neighborhood
- 144 Chapter 144: Let Me Calculate That for You
- 145 Chapter 145: The World Is Crawling with Demonic Cultivators!
- 146 Chapter 146: Your Investigation Doesn’t Count—Let Me Do It!
- 147 Chapter 147: Disciple, Come Inside for a Talk
- 148 Chapter 148: Asking My Disciple for Elixirs
- 149 Chapter 149: It Nodded!
- 150 Chapter 150: Time to Settle Some Debts
- 151 Chapter 151: Stray Cats and Dogs
- 152 Chapter 152: You Can Also Divine the Heavens?
- 153 Chapter 153: Why Is It Still You?!
- 154 Chapter 154: Fear of Not Having Enough Money
- 155 Chapter 155: Completely Blown Away
- 156 Chapter 156: Hello, Tyrant… Goodbye, Tyrant
- 157 Chapter 157: If You Don’t Speak, I’ll Shut You Up With My Lips
- 158 Chapter 158: Killing Night Crow
- 159 Chapter 159: Slaying the Ghost Riang
- 160 Chapter 160: The Black Coffins Rise
- 161 Chapter 161: The Corpse King Awakens
- 162 Chapter 162: Beautiful Legs, Little Qing
- 163 Chapter 163: Burning a Hole in the Night
- 164 Chapter 164: Divine Thunder’s Wrath
- 165 Chapter 165: I Know
- 166 Chapter 166: Do You Have Money?
- 167 Chapter 167: Bearded Guy, You Scammed Me!
- 168 Chapter 168: The Mysterious Number
- 169 Chapter 169: Found You
- 170 Chapter 170: Indeed, Very Big
- 171 Chapter 171: In the End, I Still Have to Pay-to-Win
- 172 Chapter 172: Crushing Your Dreams with One Kick
- 173 Chapter 173: So… Why Don’t You Give It a Try?
- 174 Chapter 174: You May Leave
- 175 Chapter 175: This Is Against the Natural Order!!
Chapter 89: Disciple Won’t Let You Die!
Chapter 89: Disciple Won’t Let You Die!
Chapter 89: Disciple Won’t Let You Die!
Back at the hotel, Chen Huai’an let out a small sigh of relief.
Nothing in his room had been touched.
Good.
He hated it when people messed with his stuff—whether it was the police or anyone else.
At the sound of the door opening, Baji poked its head out from the corner.
Seeing that it was Chen Huai’an, the black cat immediately let out a meow and began its paw-licking performance.
Meanwhile, the big green fish in the washbasin peeked its head out slightly, as if secretly listening in on the room’s conversation.
Sitting on the edge of the bed, he began sorting through the chaos in his head.
“Something’s wrong with the world.”
Hearing his muttered words, Baji’s paw froze mid-lick.
Slowly… its gaze lifted in horror.
‘Has he… finally realized?!’
"Ever since I came back from Tianmen Mountain, things have felt off. That mutant wolf died way too strangely, Triple Zero kept asking me weird questions, and then today she almost died right in front of me."
"The police took me in for questioning, but then I ran into that bearded guy—clearly someone with a lot of power, yet he was pretending to be an internet café owner. And his behavior? Completely sketchy."
As Chen Huai’an’s thoughts connected the dots, his eyes shone brighter and brighter.
Meanwhile, Baji’s expression grew more and more terrified.
‘The big boss…
Is about to awaken his memories?!’
The air in the room darkened, as if something had blinded the heavens.
This—this terrifying presence…
It could overturn the sky itself!
"HYDRA… SHIELD… THE AVENGERS… X-MEN! HAHAHA!"
Baji: "???"
What the hell was the boss talking about?!
Baji swiped the sock Chen Huai’an had thrown on its face and, realizing that nothing was actually happening, resumed licking its paws.
"That girl, Lin Lingling—dressed in a school uniform, carrying a long rifle, and wandering around deep in the mountains? That was weird enough!"
"But then, she was the one who killed that mutant wolf!"
"And that bearded guy? Even weirder! He has enough authority to control the police, but he’s clearly not part of law enforcement."
"He even gave me a mysterious address—it screams secret organization!"
Chen Huai’an’s eyes lit up as he clenched his fist.
"I’ve got it!"
"Triple Zero and Beardy are agents of a secret organization. They must have discovered that my cancer cells have transformed me into a superhuman, so they deliberately made contact!" ɽÁNÔВЕꞩ
"And Beardy offering 100,000 yuan for my talismans? That was his way of leaving a lasting impression on me!"
"As for Triple Zero… Hmm…"
He rubbed his chin in thought.
Why exactly had she been covered in blood at his doorstep?
That part still didn’t make sense.
"Eh, whatever. They’ve already found out about Tumor Superman. They’ll definitely come looking for me again."
With his "Think too much? Just let it go" mindset, Chen Huai’an shrugged and logged into his Virtual Girlfriend game.
"Master! You’re finally here!"
The moment he went online, Li Qingran—who had been meditating on a prayer mat—immediately opened her eyes.
She tilted her face up, looking toward the ceiling, her smile bright and soft.
She could feel her master’s warm gaze upon her.
"Ah~ Only my Virtual Girlfriend can heal my soul!"
Chen Huai’an gazed at the blushing, sparkling-eyed Li Qingran on his screen, feeling his heart melt into warm, soft fluff.
"Master, so much has happened while you were gone!"
Li Qingran excitedly began counting on her fingers.
She talked about the morning lessons at the Sword Pavilion—
How the teachings were clear and easy to understand, how the elders and direct disciples weren’t arrogant, and how—aside from the occasional brutal fight for seating—everyone generally got along well.
Then she moved on to the cunning Sect Master, and how Senior Sister Yue Qianchi had tricked him into waking up.
Every time she got to something funny, she would burst into laughter.
"Oh! And Master, these are all the gifts my senior brothers and sisters gave me!"
Li Qingran proudly displayed the pile of items on her bed—
Meticulously explaining each one’s function, who had gifted it, and why.
【Looks like you really like the Sword Pavilion.】
Chen Huai’an was relieved.
After all the bullying she had endured at Qingyun Sect, it was clear that she was much happier here.
"Of course! It’s a wonderful place. Everyone treats me so well," Li Qingran said with heartfelt gratitude. "As expected of Master’s former sect—after just a few days, it already feels like home."
Chen Huai’an awkwardly rubbed his nose.
…Yeah.
The Sword Pavilion was definitely not his former sect.
That was just a big fat lie the Sect Master had fed her.
"Oh, right! Master, I told the Sect Master about your poisoning today!"
Li Qingran sat up straight, her expression suddenly serious.
【Oh? What did he say?】
Chen Huai’an was curious.
How would the Sect Master wiggle his way out of this one?
"He took me to the ancestral hall to confirm your identity—and we found your memorial tablet!"
Chen Huai’an: "?"
"I also joined Ten Thousand Swords Peak! And the inscription on the stele—‘When the Dao collapses, only the sword remains’—that was written by you!"
"Hehehe, even though Master is thousands of miles away, I still managed to choose your mountain as my sect!"
Unable to maintain her serious face, Li Qingran grinned cutely.
She truly believed—
This was fate.
She was Master’s disciple.
And she had chosen his mountain.
This was destiny.
Chen Huai’an: "???"
Wait.
No.
This—this doesn’t make sense.
They actually found his memorial tablet?
And now he was canonically the founder of Ten Thousand Swords Peak?!
At this rate, wouldn’t the game eventually reveal that he actually was some long-lost Senior Grand Elder of the Sword Pavilion?!
Even if this game was released in 2034, it would still be the most cliché, overdramatic, soap opera-level storyline ever!
"Master, the Sect Master asked which province you’re in and what your current cultivation level is, so he can send over detoxification pills."
Chen Huai’an froze.
…Province?
Bro, I’m in ASIA.
What the hell was he supposed to say now?
Fortunately, the game provided dialogue options:
① I am not in Cangyun Realm, but trapped in a small pocket dimension.
② Actually, I am not a Senior Grand Elder of the Sword Pavilion.
③ Hehehe… It’s useless. I am already dead. A great demon has taken over my body… hehehe…
④ Consume a Sound Transmission Talisman to freely respond.
After a moment of silence, Chen Huai’an mimicked the game’s tone and said:
"I am not in Cangyun Realm. I am trapped in an alternate space, surrounded by endless demon beasts. It is too dangerous for you to reach me. However, if you prepare the detoxification pills, I can use my divine abilities to retrieve them from your location."
"A trapped space… full of demon beasts…"
Li Qingran’s face turned pale, her breath hitching.
So Master had been suffering alone in such a place?
Her eyes burned, moisture gathering.
But she clenched her fists—
Her voice resolute:
"Master, don’t worry! I found an all-poison antidote in the Scripture Pavilion! I will refine the best detoxification pill for you!"
Her determination blazed.
Tears slid down her cheeks.
Her fists trembled as she swore—
"I will not let you die!"
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