- 1 Chapter 1: Small Workshops Really Go All Out
- 2 Chapter 2: Recharge to Get Stronger
- 3 Chapter 3: This Game Even Has a Dedicated Voice Actor?
- 4 Chapter 4: Blowing It All Up
- 5 Chapter 5: Crazy Thursday Deals
- 6 Chapter 6: What?! There’s a Monthly Pass Too?!
- 7 Chapter 7: Isn’t This a Great Deal?
- 8 Chapter 8: Insufficient Affection, No Peeking
- 9 Chapter 9: Divining the Heavens
- 10 Chapter 10: Your Virtual Girlfriend’s Small Gift Has Arrived
- 11 Chapter 11: It Smells Like Li Qingran!
- 12 Chapter 12: We’re Here to Expose You (Single Female Lead Armor Stacking)
- 13 Chapter 13: Frenzied Beast Incense
- 14 Chapter 14: A Mirage?
- 15 Chapter 15: If There’s a Next Life?
- 16 Chapter 16: The Urge to Prick Something
- 17 Chapter 17: Could Chen Huai’an Be a Genius?!
- 18 Chapter 18: This Is Something Very Important
- 19 Chapter 19: The Divine Medicine Emerges
- 20 Chapter 20: Swearing to the Heavens
- 21 Chapter 21: The Sword Manual
- 22 Chapter 22: You and I Are Fated!
- 23 Chapter 23: Stage Mission Unlocks
- 24 Chapter 24: The Guardian Package
- 25 Chapter 25: The Night Reaper of the Heavenly Demon Sect
- 26 Chapter 26: 188 for Instant Kill—What More Needs to Be Said?
- 27 Chapter 27: Someone Requests an Opportunity from You
- 28 Chapter 28: Another Little Gift?
- 29 Chapter 29: What a Sword!
- 30 Chapter 30: The Black Scale Sword
- 31 Chapter 31: Please Select a Target
- 32 Chapter 32: Heart Demon Arises
- 33 Chapter 33: A Change of Heart
- 34 Chapter 34: Li Qingran, You’re So Stupid
- 35 Chapter 35: Ending It Once and for All
- 36 Chapter 36: Variety Show
- 37 Chapter 37: Returning to Qingyun Sect
- 38 Chapter 38: Let Me See Who Dares
- 39 Chapter 39: So What If I Interfere?
- 40 Chapter 40: Battle Against Zhang Hanxiao
- 41 Chapter 41: The Reckoning Continues
- 42 Chapter 42: A Thousand Swords Through the Heart
- 43 Chapter 43: Are You Satisfied?
- 44 Chapter 44: Execution on the Spot
- 45 Chapter 45: A Debate Begins
- 46 Chapter 46: Have You Chosen?
- 47 Chapter 47: Why Not Give It a Try
- 48 Chapter 48: Battle Against Lu Changtian
- 49 Chapter 49: A Game Helmet?
- 50 Chapter 50: Moon Rises Over Tianshan
- 51 Chapter 51: Another Hidden Old Monster
- 52 Chapter 52: Select All
- 53 Chapter 53: The Guardian
- 54 Chapter 54: Dispersing Cultivation
- 55 Chapter 55: Master, Please Accept Your Disciple’s Bow
- 56 Chapter 56: Bro, You’re Insanely Good-Looking
- 57 Chapter 57: Get Out
- 58 Chapter 58: Hold It~
- 59 Chapter 59: We Are from Qingyun Sect
- 60 Chapter 60: I Really Am a Superhuman
- 61 Chapter 61: Who Could Be More Handsome Than Our Brother?
- 62 Chapter 62: What Are You Trying to Do?
- 63 Chapter 63: I’ll Expose You!
- 64 Chapter 64: A Tap on the Shoulder
- 65 Chapter 65: Does He Have a Plan?
- 66 Chapter 66: A True Powerhouse
- 67 Chapter 67: I’ve Got More
- 68 Chapter 68: Your Virtual Girlfriend Has Joined the Sword Pavilion
- 69 Chapter 69: Chen Huai’an Is a Grand Elder?!
- 70 Chapter 70: Choosing a Cave Residence
- 71 Chapter 71: FarmVille?!
- 72 Chapter 72: That’s It? Just Some Grass?
- 73 Chapter 73: Could This Be a Real Talisman?
- 74 Chapter 74: Is This Plant Really Suspicious?
- 75 Chapter 75: Am I Using the Wrong Stance?
- 76 Chapter 76: What? Sword Qi?!
- 77 Chapter 77: Is Chen Huai’an a Ticking Time Bomb?
- 78 Chapter 78: Damn, Is This Lingxi Valley?
- 79 Chapter 79: Are They Going to Take Over My House?
- 80 Chapter 80: The Sword Pavilion’s Tradition?
- 81 Chapter 81: The Breathing Technique and Hidden Turmoil
- 82 Chapter 82: Are You Serious?!
- 83 Chapter 83: Found the Memorial Tablet?
- 84 Chapter 84: Isn’t This Triple Zero?
- 85 Chapter 89: Disciple Won’t Let You Die!
- 86 Chapter 90: You Want to Divine the Future Too?
- 87 Chapter 91: Living Up to Expectations
- 88 Chapter 92: Who Wouldn’t Be Anxious?
- 89 Chapter 93: This Is What You Get for Cosplaying!!
- 90 Chapter 94: At What Cost?
- 91 Chapter 95: The Multitudes of Life
- 92 Chapter 96: It’s All Real
- 93 Chapter 97: Junior Sister, Let’s Head Down the Mountain!
- 94 Chapter 98: I, Immortal Chen, Want to Live!
- 95 Chapter 99: A Warm Welcome
- 96 Chapter 100: Might Have Been Seen?
- 97 Chapter 101: Making Money!
- 98 Chapter 102: This Thing Doesn’t Work on Me!
- 99 Chapter 103: Everything Makes Sense Now!
- 100 Chapter 104: Heh Heh! You’re the One!
- 101 Chapter 105: So This Is the Great Sumeru Hand??
- 102 Chapter 106: A Flying Boat Stuck in the Illusion Formation?!
- 103 Chapter 108: What a Fateful Encounter
- 104 Chapter 109: A Waterfall Plunging Three Thousand Feet
- 105 Chapter 110: Fate’s Cut Runs Deep
- 106 Chapter 111: All Converting to Sword Cultivators Now?
- 107 Chapter 112: It’s a Taotie!
- 108 Chapter 113: Need to Test Him First
- 109 Chapter 114: Completely Barbecued
- 110 Chapter 115: This King Also Wants Four Seas Baozi
- 111 Chapter 85: Hidden Agendas
- 112 Chapter 86: A Love-Struck Sword Heart
- 113 Chapter 87: Can I Take a Look?
- 114 Chapter 88: So, Does He Know or Not?!
- 115 Chapter 107: With This Sword, I Shall Cut Down the Heavens!
- 116 Chapter 116: Time for a Test
- 117 Chapter 117: Then What Are We Waiting For?
- 118 Chapter 118: That Guy
- 119 Chapter 119: The Lost Book
- 120 Chapter 120: It’s Decided—You!
- 121 Chapter 121: Spiritual Root Mystery Box
- 122 Chapter 122: Haunted Construction Site?
- 123 Chapter 123: Let’s Talk This Out
- 124 Chapter 124: So You’re Chen Huai’an?
- 125 Chapter 125: A Careful Choice
- 126 Chapter 126: Directly Breaking Through
- 127 Chapter 127: Diplomacy Before Violence
- 128 Chapter 128: Try Moving and See?
- 129 Chapter 129: You Just Think You’re About to Die!
- 130 Chapter 130: Fate—It’s All About Opportunity!
- 131 Chapter 131: Please Punish Me, Master
- 132 Chapter 132: Thoughtful Materials
- 133 Chapter 133: Real or Fake? Should I Ask Customer Support?
- 134 Chapter 134: Besiege Wei to Rescue Zhao
- 135 Chapter 135: Hope for a Cure
- 136 Chapter 136: Demonization!
- 137 Chapter 137: Get Out of That Kid!
- 138 Chapter 138: Off-Field Support and Life-Bound Artifact
- 139 Chapter 139: Roaming the Void
- 140 Chapter 140: Rising from the Coffin
- 141 Chapter 141: General-Class Containment—Chen Huai’an
- 142 Chapter 142: Chen Huai’an, You Are Important!
- 143 Chapter 143: Harmonious Neighborhood
- 144 Chapter 144: Let Me Calculate That for You
- 145 Chapter 145: The World Is Crawling with Demonic Cultivators!
- 146 Chapter 146: Your Investigation Doesn’t Count—Let Me Do It!
- 147 Chapter 147: Disciple, Come Inside for a Talk
- 148 Chapter 148: Asking My Disciple for Elixirs
- 149 Chapter 149: It Nodded!
- 150 Chapter 150: Time to Settle Some Debts
- 151 Chapter 151: Stray Cats and Dogs
- 152 Chapter 152: You Can Also Divine the Heavens?
- 153 Chapter 153: Why Is It Still You?!
- 154 Chapter 154: Fear of Not Having Enough Money
- 155 Chapter 155: Completely Blown Away
- 156 Chapter 156: Hello, Tyrant… Goodbye, Tyrant
- 157 Chapter 157: If You Don’t Speak, I’ll Shut You Up With My Lips
- 158 Chapter 158: Killing Night Crow
- 159 Chapter 159: Slaying the Ghost Riang
- 160 Chapter 160: The Black Coffins Rise
- 161 Chapter 161: The Corpse King Awakens
- 162 Chapter 162: Beautiful Legs, Little Qing
- 163 Chapter 163: Burning a Hole in the Night
- 164 Chapter 164: Divine Thunder’s Wrath
- 165 Chapter 165: I Know
- 166 Chapter 166: Do You Have Money?
- 167 Chapter 167: Bearded Guy, You Scammed Me!
- 168 Chapter 168: The Mysterious Number
- 169 Chapter 169: Found You
- 170 Chapter 170: Indeed, Very Big
- 171 Chapter 171: In the End, I Still Have to Pay-to-Win
- 172 Chapter 172: Crushing Your Dreams with One Kick
- 173 Chapter 173: So… Why Don’t You Give It a Try?
- 174 Chapter 174: You May Leave
- 175 Chapter 175: This Is Against the Natural Order!!
Chapter 77: Is Chen Huai’an a Ticking Time Bomb?
Chapter 77: Is Chen Huai’an a Ticking Time Bomb?
Chapter 77: Is Chen Huai’an a Ticking Time Bomb?
"Amitabha, boundless longevity and fortune, Amen... Benefactor Fish, this humble one knows that you have already taken on a demonic form. To prevent you from bringing disaster upon the world, today, I shall uphold the will of the heavens!"
Chen Huai’an bowed three times to the still-living ten-pound bighead carp on the cutting board. Then, he took out a Thunderfire Talisman tied to a clothes-drying rod—precautionary measures to avoid blowing off his own hand when activating it.
"My apologies!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Huai’an pressed down on the drying rod, his eyes flashing with determination. He silently recited, By the mandate of the heavens, so it shall be!
Snap!
The bighead carp flopped once on the cutting board, its eyes widening.
Nothing happened.
Chen Huai’an fell silent, tilting his head at a dramatic forty-five-degree angle to gaze at the ceiling, his expression full of melancholy.
At the dining table, Baji stared blankly at Chen Huai’an’s bizarre behavior, utterly confused.
[What is this guy doing? Using a Thunder Talisman to kill a fish?]
[As expected of a big shot, he’s rich!]
[But why isn’t he holding the talisman directly?]
"Oh, I see now." Chen Huai’an smacked his forehead. "You have to hold the talisman in hand to activate it. Alright then..."
Steeling himself, he grabbed the Thunderfire Talisman and pressed it directly onto the fish.
The fish thrashed violently.
Nothing happened.
Chen Huai’an: "..."
Baji: "..."
The black cat couldn’t comprehend it. If this guy really wanted to kill the fish, why wasn’t he infusing the talisman with Spiritual Qi? Did he not know that activating a talisman required Spiritual Qi infusion?
All set-trigger talismans worked the same way:
Could it be… this guy doesn’t know that?
[No, impossible! This is a trap!]
Baji stared at Chen Huai’an’s back, as if he could see a sinister, scheming smile on his face.
"He must be pretending! He’s baiting me to reveal my identity! The moment I expose myself, I’ll be slaughtered! I don’t want to die!"
Baji took slow, cautious steps backward, retreating into the shadows.
It was done.
The fear was unbearable.
When would this paranoid nightmare finally end?
Only Spiritual Qi brought it some measure of comfort.
It had already done its best to learn the ways of a cat, but pretending to be an actual housecat required far too much effort.
At any moment, it could slip up and reveal itself.
Like just now.
"...Forget it. I really am just a superhuman. A mere superhuman." Chen Huai’an shook his head, sighed, and found a basin to hold the bighead carp. He filled it with water and placed the whole thing on the windowsill.
The basin was a bit small, leaving half of the fish’s tail sticking out.
But beggars couldn’t be choosers. At least it was still alive.
"Baji, such a big fish, and you’re not interested?" He turned to look at the black cat in surprise. Ever since Baji recovered from its injuries, it had been acting incredibly suspicious.
Almost like… a paranoid madman.
Baji stiffened at his words, then scrambled onto the windowsill and started licking the fish’s tail like crazy—all while sneaking glances at Chen Huai’an’s face.
Chen Huai’an: "..."
This cat… was not normal.
Shaking his head with a chuckle, he decided to ignore both the bighead carp and Baji.
He also failed to notice:
The Spiritual Qi from the Nine-Turn Spirit Orchid was slowly seeping into the room, permeating his skin.
It became nourishment for both his cancer cells and his normal body cells and bones.
Baji was actively absorbing Spiritual Qi.
The previously half-dead fish near the flower pot was calming down and no longer flipping belly-up.
Subtle changes were happening.
Chen Huai’an simply opened his Virtual Girlfriend game.
He could finally teach Li Qingran how to practice swordsmanship.
Under a poplar tree, a burly middle-aged man with a scruffy beard scanned the surroundings anxiously.
"Lao Li, where’s that young man you mentioned?"
"He said he was going to the market. By now, he’s probably already bought his groceries and gone home."
The bearded man panicked. "Then why didn’t you keep an eye on him?"
Old Man Li rolled his eyes. "You told me to stay put! How was I supposed to keep an eye on him? You think I can clone myself?"
The bearded man opened his mouth but sighed in resignation.
"Fine, let’s check the sword marks first."
Old Man Li led the way as they circled the old poplar tree—once, twice, over and over again.
Finally, they stopped beneath the tree, staring at the trunk in stunned silence.
It seemed like they were struggling to process what they were seeing.
After a long moment, Old Man Li turned to the bearded man.
"Well? What do you think?"
The bearded man’s face darkened.
"...Hard to say."
"Hard to say?"
"Yeah, I’m only at Master Rank, what the hell do I know?"
"So you’re saying this kid’s sword strike was beyond Soldier Rank?"
The bearded man fell silent. Old Li, seeing his constipated expression, also fell into silence.
General Rank?
Unthinkable.
Even Soldier Rank was already ridiculous.
"Old Li, remember last year when Wang Laohu poached someone from our province?" The bearded man’s eyes flickered with recollection as he rested a hand on the tree trunk before continuing, "That kid was originally a video content creator—just messing around with old-school sword techniques for fun. But when Spiritual Qi Revival hit, those sword techniques suddenly became second nature to him overnight. When he was tested at the Demon Slayer Bureau, he immediately ranked top-tier Master Rank."
"I heard that this year, he’s already at Soldier Rank and has taken care of more than a dozen high-difficulty cases. His fame is skyrocketing… But even so, he can barely unleash Sword Qi. The power of his attacks? Honestly, it’s not even as good as when he just swings the sword normally."
"I know. That ungrateful bastard." Old Li snorted, clenching his fist, eyes flashing with anger.
He would never forget that betrayal.
Wu Haiting.
He had personally guided that kid in comprehending sword techniques. But the moment he saw an opportunity for more money, he abandoned them, letting the neighboring province’s Demon Slayer Bureau snatch him up.
C Province’s Demon Slayer Bureau had invested a ton of resources in his training, only for another province to reap all the rewards.
As a result, their department had been struggling for the past two years.
Not enough high-rankers, poor performance, sluggish response times to cases—sometimes, they even had to beg headquarters to send reinforcements from other regions.
The embarrassment was secondary.
The real tragedy was the number of civilians killed by monsters because they lacked a high-ranking slayer.
If they had even one Soldier Rank expert, things wouldn’t be this bad.
"That’s why, Old Li, we must bring this young man into the Demon Slayer Bureau!" The bearded man grabbed Old Li’s hand, speaking with urgency. "Last month, we lost several good kids. Right now, there are fewer than twenty active demon slayers left!"
"I can’t promise anything." Old Li sighed, shaking his head wearily. "I get why you’re desperate, but we can’t rush this. First, I don’t even know where he lives. Second, I’ve only met him a few times—I have no idea what kind of person he really is.
"If this kid has truly mastered Sword Qi, none of us combined would be a match for him. Have you forgotten about that rogue Awakener back in Year 31? Look how much slaughter he caused! We still haven’t caught him!
"And why? Because we underestimated the risk, overestimated his humanity, and misjudged his ambitions."
The bearded man fell silent again.
He couldn’t deny it.
With their current capabilities, they wouldn’t be able to control an Awakener who had fully mastered Sword Qi.
Sure, guns and explosives could still threaten most Awakeners…
But once someone reached Master Rank, they developed an instinctive danger sense, making them significantly harder to shoot.
Soldier Rank Awakeners? As long as they weren’t caught in heavy gunfire, they could use cover and survive most firearm attacks.
And General Rank?
They could parry bullets with a sword.
"I get it." The bearded man took a deep breath. "I was being impatient. Old Li, here’s the plan—you keep in contact with that young man. Find a way to test his character. If he checks out, we can slowly introduce him to the Demon Slayer Bureau and feel him out."
"Sounds reasonable." Old Li nodded.
Since Chen Huai’an was interested in sword techniques and ancient martial arts, he figured the young man would eventually return to this place. They’d have another chance to meet, and when that happened, he’d try to find out where he lived. That way, tracking him down later would be easier.
With their discussion over, the bearded man hailed a cab back to the Demon Slayer Bureau.
But he barely sat down before his phone started vibrating.
Glancing at the caller ID, he immediately answered.
"BOSS! WE HAVE A SITUATION!"
The voice on the other end was frantic.
"A civilian demon slayer just reported that there are suspected Grade A monsters in Tianfu City—TWO of them!"
"Two Grade A?!"
The bearded man’s face changed. His fist clenched.
"Got it! I’m coming back immediately!"
He hung up.
Through the taxi window, he looked at the towering city skyline.
His brows furrowed.
Outside, the streets were bustling—cars honking, pedestrians rushing to work.
None of them knew that their world was on the brink of chaos.
Neon lights flickered.
Ghosts roamed the streets at night.
In North America, evil spirits ran wild.
In Europe, entire regions had become hunting grounds for vampires and werewolves.
Sometimes, he missed the old days—when he was just an office worker.
Sure, back then, life was dull. He was nothing more than a NPC background character.
But at least he never had to worry about getting killed at any moment.
The world had changed.
And monsters were appearing more and more frequently.
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