- 1 Chapter 1: Small Workshops Really Go All Out
- 2 Chapter 2: Recharge to Get Stronger
- 3 Chapter 3: This Game Even Has a Dedicated Voice Actor?
- 4 Chapter 4: Blowing It All Up
- 5 Chapter 5: Crazy Thursday Deals
- 6 Chapter 6: What?! There’s a Monthly Pass Too?!
- 7 Chapter 7: Isn’t This a Great Deal?
- 8 Chapter 8: Insufficient Affection, No Peeking
- 9 Chapter 9: Divining the Heavens
- 10 Chapter 10: Your Virtual Girlfriend’s Small Gift Has Arrived
- 11 Chapter 11: It Smells Like Li Qingran!
- 12 Chapter 12: We’re Here to Expose You (Single Female Lead Armor Stacking)
- 13 Chapter 13: Frenzied Beast Incense
- 14 Chapter 14: A Mirage?
- 15 Chapter 15: If There’s a Next Life?
- 16 Chapter 16: The Urge to Prick Something
- 17 Chapter 17: Could Chen Huai’an Be a Genius?!
- 18 Chapter 18: This Is Something Very Important
- 19 Chapter 19: The Divine Medicine Emerges
- 20 Chapter 20: Swearing to the Heavens
- 21 Chapter 21: The Sword Manual
- 22 Chapter 22: You and I Are Fated!
- 23 Chapter 23: Stage Mission Unlocks
- 24 Chapter 24: The Guardian Package
- 25 Chapter 25: The Night Reaper of the Heavenly Demon Sect
- 26 Chapter 26: 188 for Instant Kill—What More Needs to Be Said?
- 27 Chapter 27: Someone Requests an Opportunity from You
- 28 Chapter 28: Another Little Gift?
- 29 Chapter 29: What a Sword!
- 30 Chapter 30: The Black Scale Sword
- 31 Chapter 31: Please Select a Target
- 32 Chapter 32: Heart Demon Arises
- 33 Chapter 33: A Change of Heart
- 34 Chapter 34: Li Qingran, You’re So Stupid
- 35 Chapter 35: Ending It Once and for All
- 36 Chapter 36: Variety Show
- 37 Chapter 37: Returning to Qingyun Sect
- 38 Chapter 38: Let Me See Who Dares
- 39 Chapter 39: So What If I Interfere?
- 40 Chapter 40: Battle Against Zhang Hanxiao
- 41 Chapter 41: The Reckoning Continues
- 42 Chapter 42: A Thousand Swords Through the Heart
- 43 Chapter 43: Are You Satisfied?
- 44 Chapter 44: Execution on the Spot
- 45 Chapter 45: A Debate Begins
- 46 Chapter 46: Have You Chosen?
- 47 Chapter 47: Why Not Give It a Try
- 48 Chapter 48: Battle Against Lu Changtian
- 49 Chapter 49: A Game Helmet?
- 50 Chapter 50: Moon Rises Over Tianshan
- 51 Chapter 51: Another Hidden Old Monster
- 52 Chapter 52: Select All
- 53 Chapter 53: The Guardian
- 54 Chapter 54: Dispersing Cultivation
- 55 Chapter 55: Master, Please Accept Your Disciple’s Bow
- 56 Chapter 56: Bro, You’re Insanely Good-Looking
- 57 Chapter 57: Get Out
- 58 Chapter 58: Hold It~
- 59 Chapter 59: We Are from Qingyun Sect
- 60 Chapter 60: I Really Am a Superhuman
- 61 Chapter 61: Who Could Be More Handsome Than Our Brother?
- 62 Chapter 62: What Are You Trying to Do?
- 63 Chapter 63: I’ll Expose You!
- 64 Chapter 64: A Tap on the Shoulder
- 65 Chapter 65: Does He Have a Plan?
- 66 Chapter 66: A True Powerhouse
- 67 Chapter 67: I’ve Got More
- 68 Chapter 68: Your Virtual Girlfriend Has Joined the Sword Pavilion
- 69 Chapter 69: Chen Huai’an Is a Grand Elder?!
- 70 Chapter 70: Choosing a Cave Residence
- 71 Chapter 71: FarmVille?!
- 72 Chapter 72: That’s It? Just Some Grass?
- 73 Chapter 73: Could This Be a Real Talisman?
- 74 Chapter 74: Is This Plant Really Suspicious?
- 75 Chapter 75: Am I Using the Wrong Stance?
- 76 Chapter 76: What? Sword Qi?!
- 77 Chapter 77: Is Chen Huai’an a Ticking Time Bomb?
- 78 Chapter 78: Damn, Is This Lingxi Valley?
- 79 Chapter 79: Are They Going to Take Over My House?
- 80 Chapter 80: The Sword Pavilion’s Tradition?
- 81 Chapter 81: The Breathing Technique and Hidden Turmoil
- 82 Chapter 82: Are You Serious?!
- 83 Chapter 83: Found the Memorial Tablet?
- 84 Chapter 84: Isn’t This Triple Zero?
- 85 Chapter 89: Disciple Won’t Let You Die!
- 86 Chapter 90: You Want to Divine the Future Too?
- 87 Chapter 91: Living Up to Expectations
- 88 Chapter 92: Who Wouldn’t Be Anxious?
- 89 Chapter 93: This Is What You Get for Cosplaying!!
- 90 Chapter 94: At What Cost?
- 91 Chapter 95: The Multitudes of Life
- 92 Chapter 96: It’s All Real
- 93 Chapter 97: Junior Sister, Let’s Head Down the Mountain!
- 94 Chapter 98: I, Immortal Chen, Want to Live!
- 95 Chapter 99: A Warm Welcome
- 96 Chapter 100: Might Have Been Seen?
- 97 Chapter 101: Making Money!
- 98 Chapter 102: This Thing Doesn’t Work on Me!
- 99 Chapter 103: Everything Makes Sense Now!
- 100 Chapter 104: Heh Heh! You’re the One!
- 101 Chapter 105: So This Is the Great Sumeru Hand??
- 102 Chapter 106: A Flying Boat Stuck in the Illusion Formation?!
- 103 Chapter 108: What a Fateful Encounter
- 104 Chapter 109: A Waterfall Plunging Three Thousand Feet
- 105 Chapter 110: Fate’s Cut Runs Deep
- 106 Chapter 111: All Converting to Sword Cultivators Now?
- 107 Chapter 112: It’s a Taotie!
- 108 Chapter 113: Need to Test Him First
- 109 Chapter 114: Completely Barbecued
- 110 Chapter 115: This King Also Wants Four Seas Baozi
- 111 Chapter 85: Hidden Agendas
- 112 Chapter 86: A Love-Struck Sword Heart
- 113 Chapter 87: Can I Take a Look?
- 114 Chapter 88: So, Does He Know or Not?!
- 115 Chapter 107: With This Sword, I Shall Cut Down the Heavens!
- 116 Chapter 116: Time for a Test
- 117 Chapter 117: Then What Are We Waiting For?
- 118 Chapter 118: That Guy
- 119 Chapter 119: The Lost Book
- 120 Chapter 120: It’s Decided—You!
- 121 Chapter 121: Spiritual Root Mystery Box
- 122 Chapter 122: Haunted Construction Site?
- 123 Chapter 123: Let’s Talk This Out
- 124 Chapter 124: So You’re Chen Huai’an?
- 125 Chapter 125: A Careful Choice
- 126 Chapter 126: Directly Breaking Through
- 127 Chapter 127: Diplomacy Before Violence
- 128 Chapter 128: Try Moving and See?
- 129 Chapter 129: You Just Think You’re About to Die!
- 130 Chapter 130: Fate—It’s All About Opportunity!
- 131 Chapter 131: Please Punish Me, Master
- 132 Chapter 132: Thoughtful Materials
- 133 Chapter 133: Real or Fake? Should I Ask Customer Support?
- 134 Chapter 134: Besiege Wei to Rescue Zhao
- 135 Chapter 135: Hope for a Cure
- 136 Chapter 136: Demonization!
- 137 Chapter 137: Get Out of That Kid!
- 138 Chapter 138: Off-Field Support and Life-Bound Artifact
- 139 Chapter 139: Roaming the Void
- 140 Chapter 140: Rising from the Coffin
- 141 Chapter 141: General-Class Containment—Chen Huai’an
- 142 Chapter 142: Chen Huai’an, You Are Important!
- 143 Chapter 143: Harmonious Neighborhood
- 144 Chapter 144: Let Me Calculate That for You
- 145 Chapter 145: The World Is Crawling with Demonic Cultivators!
- 146 Chapter 146: Your Investigation Doesn’t Count—Let Me Do It!
- 147 Chapter 147: Disciple, Come Inside for a Talk
- 148 Chapter 148: Asking My Disciple for Elixirs
- 149 Chapter 149: It Nodded!
- 150 Chapter 150: Time to Settle Some Debts
- 151 Chapter 151: Stray Cats and Dogs
- 152 Chapter 152: You Can Also Divine the Heavens?
- 153 Chapter 153: Why Is It Still You?!
- 154 Chapter 154: Fear of Not Having Enough Money
- 155 Chapter 155: Completely Blown Away
- 156 Chapter 156: Hello, Tyrant… Goodbye, Tyrant
- 157 Chapter 157: If You Don’t Speak, I’ll Shut You Up With My Lips
- 158 Chapter 158: Killing Night Crow
- 159 Chapter 159: Slaying the Ghost Riang
- 160 Chapter 160: The Black Coffins Rise
- 161 Chapter 161: The Corpse King Awakens
- 162 Chapter 162: Beautiful Legs, Little Qing
- 163 Chapter 163: Burning a Hole in the Night
- 164 Chapter 164: Divine Thunder’s Wrath
- 165 Chapter 165: I Know
- 166 Chapter 166: Do You Have Money?
- 167 Chapter 167: Bearded Guy, You Scammed Me!
- 168 Chapter 168: The Mysterious Number
- 169 Chapter 169: Found You
- 170 Chapter 170: Indeed, Very Big
- 171 Chapter 171: In the End, I Still Have to Pay-to-Win
- 172 Chapter 172: Crushing Your Dreams with One Kick
- 173 Chapter 173: So… Why Don’t You Give It a Try?
- 174 Chapter 174: You May Leave
- 175 Chapter 175: This Is Against the Natural Order!!
Chapter 17: Could Chen Huai’an Be a Genius?!
Chapter 17: Could Chen Huai’an Be a Genius?!
Chapter 17: Could Chen Huai’an Be a Genius?!
That’s right, this intense feeling wasn’t an illusion.
It even made Chen Huai’an unable to control his sinful hands.
He grabbed the set of silver needles, glanced at the old man next to him, and a sinister smile appeared on his lips. That smile carried a mix of recklessness, lewdness, arrogance, nonchalance, and—most importantly—88% eagerness.
Then he opened the needle case.
Inside lay 36 silver needles. As his fingers brushed over the needle tips, a familiar sensation surged through him, as if he were caressing his girlfriend’s fingers.
“Forgive me!”
Chen Huai’an silently clasped his hands in apology toward the old man beside him.
Then, he pinched a silver needle and reversed his grip before stabbing it into his own leg.
This was his way of expressing his deep apology to both the old man and the needles!
But why didn’t he stab the old man instead?
Was he crazy? While he had a strange feeling and a bit of curiosity, randomly stabbing others was not something he would do. However, stabbing himself didn’t burden his conscience—after all, he was dying anyway and would try anything on himself.
His gaze fell on his leg. A network of acupuncture points emerged faintly before his eyes, overlapping with the diagrams he’d seen in the game. His fingers moved like lightning, and the needles flew as smoothly as clouds and flowing water. In the blink of an eye, all 36 needles were embedded in his right leg.
Chen Huai’an took a deep breath and held it.
Next, he adjusted the depth of each needle, twisted their ends, and stimulated the acupuncture points on his leg. His hand, which normally trembled when holding a water bottle, was now as steady as a rock.
After a while, he finished administering the needles.
Chen Huai’an returned the needles to their case and placed it back in its original position.
The strange itch in his heart finally subsided.
“Ah, much better.” He rubbed his hands in satisfaction and left.
The injured leg was his right leg, so that’s where he had applied the needles.
At this moment, the bruising on his leg was already showing signs of fading. While the bones were still misaligned, the primary concern with fractures wasn’t the break itself but the tissue damage and bruising that came afterward. Reducing the swelling was crucial.
The acupuncture session hadn’t even lasted ten minutes, but the results were clear: the swelling had diminished, and the bruising was receding.
Even Chen Huai’an found it hard to believe.
“Wait, is this game really that hardcore?”
It wasn’t just a game—it was actually teaching him something useful?!
But of course, not everyone could learn this. How many people could replicate the acupuncture techniques and memorize the diagrams after just one try?
And yet… hadn’t his memory always been bad before?
This was starting to get weird.
Chen Huai’an pondered for a moment. Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands together in realization. “Ah, I get it now! Hahaha!”
Outside the hospital room, Dr. Wu and Dr. Zhang were walking together, discussing Chen Huai’an.
“This young man’s a university student with no history of mental illness. Are you sure he’s got problems upstairs?” Dr. Wu had reviewed Chen Huai’an’s file and was skeptical of Dr. Zhang’s assessment.
“Hahahaha! It’s cancer! The mysterious cancer cells have unlocked my genetic potential! I’m a genius!”
A bizarre, muffled laugh came from the room.
“See?” Dr. Zhang spread his hands and tilted his head toward the room.
Dr. Wu: “…”
It seemed that this young man might have been slightly traumatized after seeing a mirage atop Mount Tai. Medical intervention was indeed necessary.
“Young man…” Dr. Wu stepped into the room.
“Doctor, I’m not sick. I want to be discharged. Or do you guys have a power bank? If you do, I’ll stay a bit longer.”
“…” Dr. Wu stared at the young man on the bed, whose face was filled with seriousness, and began contemplating whether to increase his medication dosage.
Dr. Zhang, however, noticed something unusual about Chen Huai’an’s leg and froze. “Huh? What’s going on with your leg?”
He clearly remembered that when he went to find Dr. Wu earlier, Chen Huai’an’s lower leg had a massive, dark bruise at the fracture site. If left untreated, it would’ve led to necrosis.
But now, the swelling was noticeably reduced, and the bruising wasn’t as severe.
Noticing the doctor’s gaze, Chen Huai’an instinctively pulled his leg back and chuckled nervously. “I’ve been tough since I was a kid. I have a natural talent for recovery.”
There was no way he could say that the swelling had been reduced by his secret acupuncture technique. Even if he did, no one would believe him, and it’d just lead to more trouble.
As for demonstrating his needlework to the doctors, that was out of the question.
The old man in the next bed would’ve been a great guinea pig, but Chen Huai’an doubted he’d even get a chance to start before being hauled off to the psych ward. Besides, there was no guarantee it’d work on someone else just because it worked on him.
These days, you couldn’t even help someone cross the street without worrying about the legal consequences. Let alone stabbing someone with needles.
Dr. Zhang thought about it for a long time but couldn’t make sense of the situation.
At least the bone tumor on Chen Huai’an’s leg hadn’t disappeared. If it had, Dr. Zhang would’ve had no choice but to escalate this to his superiors.
“Young man, you need to find a way to treat your cancer. Ignoring it won’t end well…”
“I understand, but I don’t have money.” Chen Huai’an smiled faintly.
“Didn’t you buy insurance?”
“Nope.”
“What about your parents?”
“They’re gone.”
“…Sigh.” Dr. Zhang fell silent. A few quick questions, and even he felt defeated.
As an experienced doctor, he had seen countless cases like Chen Huai’an’s—patients with nothing to rely on, left with no choice but to wait for the inevitable.
But a patient who seemed this indifferent about his situation? Rare.
“Doctor, I know my condition. I can’t afford expensive treatments. Just treat my broken leg normally.”
Dr. Zhang nodded but still added, “If you need help raising funds, let me know. I might be able to assist a little.”
“Thank you, Doctor. If I ever make enough money, I’ll definitely get proper treatment.”
While Chen Huai’an and Dr. Zhang were talking, Dr. Wu had been observing quietly.
The young man’s thoughts were clear, and his eyes were bright—no signs of mental illness. If anything, he was just a bit dramatic.
… They’d almost used a tranquilizer dart for nothing.
Close call.
Chen Huai’an stayed at the hospital until the afternoon.
He underwent a procedure for his fractured leg, which was now encased in a plaster cast.
Though the doctors recommended hospitalization for observation, he refused, citing lack of funds. Before leaving, he bought a set of silver needles from the pharmacy next to the hospital.
“Power bank! Power bank!”
Once outside, Chen Huai’an scanned the surrounding stores like a starving wolf, his eyes gleaming.
He needed a power bank!
He hadn’t logged into the game all afternoon. What if Li Qingran was attacked by a beast again? He couldn’t bear the thought.
Besides, he’d already invested nearly 60,000 yuan in the game. If his character got deleted, he’d be furious enough to jump off the hospital’s second floor.
“Hands off that power bank!”
In the terrified gaze of a female student, Chen Huai’an, wielding a crutch, darted forward and seized the last power bank from a restaurant charging station.
He powered up his phone and logged into the game.
Phew.
Li Qingran was still unconscious in the Xuanjia Formation, safe and sound.
With the power bank clamped in his mouth, a crutch under one arm, and his phone in the other hand, he limped over to a table in the restaurant under the bewildered gaze of the female student. “Boss, three liang of dry noodles.”
“Coming right up! Want an egg with that?”
“No, but I want soup!”
“Got it~”
An egg cost three yuan—not worth it. Soup was free—definitely worth it.
For now, Li Qingran’s coma could wait.
Chen Huai’an opened the Fortune Carp lottery pool.
He was 500 draws away from the guaranteed prize.
“Tch, I’ve got no luck.”
With a snort, he tapped the screen to draw, accompanied by the “E-Pay deduction” prompt.
He went all in.
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