- 1 Chapter 1: Small Workshops Really Go All Out
- 2 Chapter 2: Recharge to Get Stronger
- 3 Chapter 3: This Game Even Has a Dedicated Voice Actor?
- 4 Chapter 4: Blowing It All Up
- 5 Chapter 5: Crazy Thursday Deals
- 6 Chapter 6: What?! There’s a Monthly Pass Too?!
- 7 Chapter 7: Isn’t This a Great Deal?
- 8 Chapter 8: Insufficient Affection, No Peeking
- 9 Chapter 9: Divining the Heavens
- 10 Chapter 10: Your Virtual Girlfriend’s Small Gift Has Arrived
- 11 Chapter 11: It Smells Like Li Qingran!
- 12 Chapter 12: We’re Here to Expose You (Single Female Lead Armor Stacking)
- 13 Chapter 13: Frenzied Beast Incense
- 14 Chapter 14: A Mirage?
- 15 Chapter 15: If There’s a Next Life?
- 16 Chapter 16: The Urge to Prick Something
- 17 Chapter 17: Could Chen Huai’an Be a Genius?!
- 18 Chapter 18: This Is Something Very Important
- 19 Chapter 19: The Divine Medicine Emerges
- 20 Chapter 20: Swearing to the Heavens
- 21 Chapter 21: The Sword Manual
- 22 Chapter 22: You and I Are Fated!
- 23 Chapter 23: Stage Mission Unlocks
- 24 Chapter 24: The Guardian Package
- 25 Chapter 25: The Night Reaper of the Heavenly Demon Sect
- 26 Chapter 26: 188 for Instant Kill—What More Needs to Be Said?
- 27 Chapter 27: Someone Requests an Opportunity from You
- 28 Chapter 28: Another Little Gift?
- 29 Chapter 29: What a Sword!
- 30 Chapter 30: The Black Scale Sword
- 31 Chapter 31: Please Select a Target
- 32 Chapter 32: Heart Demon Arises
- 33 Chapter 33: A Change of Heart
- 34 Chapter 34: Li Qingran, You’re So Stupid
- 35 Chapter 35: Ending It Once and for All
- 36 Chapter 36: Variety Show
- 37 Chapter 37: Returning to Qingyun Sect
- 38 Chapter 38: Let Me See Who Dares
- 39 Chapter 39: So What If I Interfere?
- 40 Chapter 40: Battle Against Zhang Hanxiao
- 41 Chapter 41: The Reckoning Continues
- 42 Chapter 42: A Thousand Swords Through the Heart
- 43 Chapter 43: Are You Satisfied?
- 44 Chapter 44: Execution on the Spot
- 45 Chapter 45: A Debate Begins
- 46 Chapter 46: Have You Chosen?
- 47 Chapter 47: Why Not Give It a Try
- 48 Chapter 48: Battle Against Lu Changtian
- 49 Chapter 49: A Game Helmet?
- 50 Chapter 50: Moon Rises Over Tianshan
- 51 Chapter 51: Another Hidden Old Monster
- 52 Chapter 52: Select All
- 53 Chapter 53: The Guardian
- 54 Chapter 54: Dispersing Cultivation
- 55 Chapter 55: Master, Please Accept Your Disciple’s Bow
- 56 Chapter 56: Bro, You’re Insanely Good-Looking
- 57 Chapter 57: Get Out
- 58 Chapter 58: Hold It~
- 59 Chapter 59: We Are from Qingyun Sect
- 60 Chapter 60: I Really Am a Superhuman
- 61 Chapter 61: Who Could Be More Handsome Than Our Brother?
- 62 Chapter 62: What Are You Trying to Do?
- 63 Chapter 63: I’ll Expose You!
- 64 Chapter 64: A Tap on the Shoulder
- 65 Chapter 65: Does He Have a Plan?
- 66 Chapter 66: A True Powerhouse
- 67 Chapter 67: I’ve Got More
- 68 Chapter 68: Your Virtual Girlfriend Has Joined the Sword Pavilion
- 69 Chapter 69: Chen Huai’an Is a Grand Elder?!
- 70 Chapter 70: Choosing a Cave Residence
- 71 Chapter 71: FarmVille?!
- 72 Chapter 72: That’s It? Just Some Grass?
- 73 Chapter 73: Could This Be a Real Talisman?
- 74 Chapter 74: Is This Plant Really Suspicious?
- 75 Chapter 75: Am I Using the Wrong Stance?
- 76 Chapter 76: What? Sword Qi?!
- 77 Chapter 77: Is Chen Huai’an a Ticking Time Bomb?
- 78 Chapter 78: Damn, Is This Lingxi Valley?
- 79 Chapter 79: Are They Going to Take Over My House?
- 80 Chapter 80: The Sword Pavilion’s Tradition?
- 81 Chapter 81: The Breathing Technique and Hidden Turmoil
- 82 Chapter 82: Are You Serious?!
- 83 Chapter 83: Found the Memorial Tablet?
- 84 Chapter 84: Isn’t This Triple Zero?
- 85 Chapter 89: Disciple Won’t Let You Die!
- 86 Chapter 90: You Want to Divine the Future Too?
- 87 Chapter 91: Living Up to Expectations
- 88 Chapter 92: Who Wouldn’t Be Anxious?
- 89 Chapter 93: This Is What You Get for Cosplaying!!
- 90 Chapter 94: At What Cost?
- 91 Chapter 95: The Multitudes of Life
- 92 Chapter 96: It’s All Real
- 93 Chapter 97: Junior Sister, Let’s Head Down the Mountain!
- 94 Chapter 98: I, Immortal Chen, Want to Live!
- 95 Chapter 99: A Warm Welcome
- 96 Chapter 100: Might Have Been Seen?
- 97 Chapter 101: Making Money!
- 98 Chapter 102: This Thing Doesn’t Work on Me!
- 99 Chapter 103: Everything Makes Sense Now!
- 100 Chapter 104: Heh Heh! You’re the One!
- 101 Chapter 105: So This Is the Great Sumeru Hand??
- 102 Chapter 106: A Flying Boat Stuck in the Illusion Formation?!
- 103 Chapter 108: What a Fateful Encounter
- 104 Chapter 109: A Waterfall Plunging Three Thousand Feet
- 105 Chapter 110: Fate’s Cut Runs Deep
- 106 Chapter 111: All Converting to Sword Cultivators Now?
- 107 Chapter 112: It’s a Taotie!
- 108 Chapter 113: Need to Test Him First
- 109 Chapter 114: Completely Barbecued
- 110 Chapter 115: This King Also Wants Four Seas Baozi
- 111 Chapter 85: Hidden Agendas
- 112 Chapter 86: A Love-Struck Sword Heart
- 113 Chapter 87: Can I Take a Look?
- 114 Chapter 88: So, Does He Know or Not?!
- 115 Chapter 107: With This Sword, I Shall Cut Down the Heavens!
- 116 Chapter 116: Time for a Test
- 117 Chapter 117: Then What Are We Waiting For?
- 118 Chapter 118: That Guy
- 119 Chapter 119: The Lost Book
- 120 Chapter 120: It’s Decided—You!
- 121 Chapter 121: Spiritual Root Mystery Box
- 122 Chapter 122: Haunted Construction Site?
- 123 Chapter 123: Let’s Talk This Out
- 124 Chapter 124: So You’re Chen Huai’an?
- 125 Chapter 125: A Careful Choice
- 126 Chapter 126: Directly Breaking Through
- 127 Chapter 127: Diplomacy Before Violence
- 128 Chapter 128: Try Moving and See?
- 129 Chapter 129: You Just Think You’re About to Die!
- 130 Chapter 130: Fate—It’s All About Opportunity!
- 131 Chapter 131: Please Punish Me, Master
- 132 Chapter 132: Thoughtful Materials
- 133 Chapter 133: Real or Fake? Should I Ask Customer Support?
- 134 Chapter 134: Besiege Wei to Rescue Zhao
- 135 Chapter 135: Hope for a Cure
- 136 Chapter 136: Demonization!
- 137 Chapter 137: Get Out of That Kid!
- 138 Chapter 138: Off-Field Support and Life-Bound Artifact
- 139 Chapter 139: Roaming the Void
- 140 Chapter 140: Rising from the Coffin
- 141 Chapter 141: General-Class Containment—Chen Huai’an
- 142 Chapter 142: Chen Huai’an, You Are Important!
- 143 Chapter 143: Harmonious Neighborhood
- 144 Chapter 144: Let Me Calculate That for You
- 145 Chapter 145: The World Is Crawling with Demonic Cultivators!
- 146 Chapter 146: Your Investigation Doesn’t Count—Let Me Do It!
- 147 Chapter 147: Disciple, Come Inside for a Talk
- 148 Chapter 148: Asking My Disciple for Elixirs
- 149 Chapter 149: It Nodded!
- 150 Chapter 150: Time to Settle Some Debts
- 151 Chapter 151: Stray Cats and Dogs
- 152 Chapter 152: You Can Also Divine the Heavens?
- 153 Chapter 153: Why Is It Still You?!
- 154 Chapter 154: Fear of Not Having Enough Money
- 155 Chapter 155: Completely Blown Away
- 156 Chapter 156: Hello, Tyrant… Goodbye, Tyrant
- 157 Chapter 157: If You Don’t Speak, I’ll Shut You Up With My Lips
- 158 Chapter 158: Killing Night Crow
- 159 Chapter 159: Slaying the Ghost Riang
- 160 Chapter 160: The Black Coffins Rise
- 161 Chapter 161: The Corpse King Awakens
- 162 Chapter 162: Beautiful Legs, Little Qing
- 163 Chapter 163: Burning a Hole in the Night
- 164 Chapter 164: Divine Thunder’s Wrath
- 165 Chapter 165: I Know
- 166 Chapter 166: Do You Have Money?
- 167 Chapter 167: Bearded Guy, You Scammed Me!
- 168 Chapter 168: The Mysterious Number
- 169 Chapter 169: Found You
- 170 Chapter 170: Indeed, Very Big
- 171 Chapter 171: In the End, I Still Have to Pay-to-Win
- 172 Chapter 172: Crushing Your Dreams with One Kick
- 173 Chapter 173: So… Why Don’t You Give It a Try?
- 174 Chapter 174: You May Leave
- 175 Chapter 175: This Is Against the Natural Order!!
Chapter 10: Your Virtual Girlfriend’s Small Gift Has Arrived
Chapter 10: Your Virtual Girlfriend’s Small Gift Has Arrived
Chapter 10: Your Virtual Girlfriend’s Small Gift Has Arrived
Night—
The rain gradually stopped.
Li Qingran gazed nervously at the protective talisman in her hand, preparing to complete the final three steps.
Step one: Recharge the talisman with Spiritual Qi.
She wasn’t sure how much Spiritual Qi was needed to create the talisman using the leftover materials from the immortal-grade formation flags. What she did know was that she had to exhaust all 50 low-grade spirit stones and completely drain her own Spiritual Qi just to fill the talisman enough to activate it.
Rubbing her pale face, she took a deep breath. “Next is step two!”
Carve a name!
The creator of the talisman must use their own blood as ink to inscribe the name of the person to be protected.
“Write it nicely, write it nicely, you must write it nicely…”
She muttered to herself, finally inscribing the characters “Chen Huai’an” onto the talisman.
When she finished, her expression was more pitiful than a crying face. “Oh no, this looks absolutely ridiculous…”
The characters on the talisman were so jagged and crooked they resembled chicken scratch.
Li Qingran had a natural flaw—her handwriting was atrocious.
It wasn’t due to any lack of refinement or civility; before joining the Qingyun Sect, she was the daughter of a military general. Her parents had insisted she learn proper lady-like skills, but she showed no interest, devoting all her attention to horseback riding, spear techniques, archery, and warfare tactics instead.
Back then, when her parents forced her to practice writing, she cried.
On the battlefield, wielding spears and leading charges, neat handwriting wasn’t a requirement.
Now, though, she regretted it deeply.
If she could go back, she’d absolutely take her parents’ advice and practice her penmanship diligently.
“Father said gifts are about the sincerity behind them,” she mumbled, pumping her fist to encourage herself as she moved on to the final step—Gift of Fortune.
As the name implied, it involved transferring one’s fortune to another.
The world’s fortunes formed a natural balance; to give was to diminish one’s own. Fortunately, with the talisman as a medium, the transfer was only temporary.
However, the giver would inevitably experience misfortune for a while due to their diminished fortune.
Li Qingran didn’t mind. Regardless of whether her senior needed this modest fortune or not, she only wished for him to remain safe and sound.
After sealing her fortune into the talisman with a secret technique, her complexion visibly worsened. Yet, her smile was brighter than ever.
“I’ll just leave this talisman on the table.”
Facing the ceiling, Li Qingran knelt and bowed, whether or not her senior could hear her. She believed he could.
“Senior, this junior has been greatly cared for by you. My injuries have healed, and I find myself at a loss for how to repay you. So, I’ve crafted this protective talisman as a token of my gratitude. It’s a small gift, but it carries my heartfelt sincerity… I hope you won’t dislike it.”
After her speech, she lowered her head, though her eyes nervously glanced upward to check the talisman on the table.
One second.
Two seconds.
Three seconds.
Whoosh!
The talisman vanished.
Her senior had accepted her gift!
Li Qingran’s heart leapt with joy, and an uncontrollable smile spread across her face. “Thank you, Senior, for not minding my foolishness, hehe.”
Exhausted from her injuries and the all-night effort, she stumbled back to her bed.
It had been half a month since she last slept on such a soft mattress, and the moment her head hit the pillow, sleep claimed her.
Before drifting off, she stared at the ceiling and murmured groggily, “Goodnight, Senior…”
Meanwhile...
“Song Jiaojiao, you’ve made considerable progress lately—already at the ninth level of Qi Refinement? Good. I have something for you to do.”
“What is it?”
“Kill Li Qingran for me!”
“What?! Kill Li Qingran? You… you’re still hung up on that?”
“Hmph. So what if I am? Li Qingran’s reputation in the sect is already ruined. Her death won’t matter. She deserves it! Besides, if you handle it cleanly, her death can easily be blamed on the beasts in Wanqing Mountain. Be good~ If you do this well, I’ll get you a Foundation Establishment Pill.”
“A Foun… Foundation Establishment Pill? Alright, deal! Just wait for my good news!”
The Next Morning
Before dawn, Chen Huai’an booted up Virtual Girlfriend.
【Remaining lifespan: 131 days.】
“Ridiculous!”
What kind of game starts by predicting your death?
Sure, he had a terminal illness, but was it necessary for a game to rub it in?
Then he figured the countdown must refer to his in-game character—the “senior.” He’d probably die in 131 days unless the game provided a way to resolve it.
“Tch, they’ll probably make me buy my way out by then. I see through your monetization scheme!” Chen Huai’an sneered.
A new notification popped up.
【Due to your Heavenly Divination, you’ve incurred backlash from the Dao and lost fortune.】
【Today’s Divination: Li Hexagram—Minor Blessing—Auspicious for marriage, inauspicious for mountain climbing.】
【Tomorrow’s Divination: Zhen Hexagram—Misfortune—Auspicious for cleaning, inauspicious for mountain climbing.】
“Oh, so now they’re giving me warnings?” Chen Huai’an scoffed. “I’ve got one foot in the grave already—what’s the worst that could happen?”
Out of curiosity, he looked up the Zhen Hexagram. It predicted thunderclaps and was associated with the feet. When paired with misfortune, it warned against travel. Misfortune wasn’t as severe as great misfortune but still hinted at injury or loss.
“So, if I climb a mountain, I’ll get struck by lightning? Ridiculous.”
He checked the weather forecast. Clear skies and temperatures above 30°C—no rain in sight.
Closing the notifications, he focused on Li Qingran’s serene sleeping face.
Li Qingran was still sound asleep, having barely moved all night. Her complexion didn’t look great, though. Last night, Chen Huai’an had gone to bed after reading about the mountain. He hadn’t paid much attention to her condition, but he recalled she’d been meditating as usual. The girl worked tirelessly, like a perpetual motion machine.
He tapped her profile and noticed a new debuff: Lost Fortune.
“Strange… Could my Heavenly Divination have affected her?” He pondered the possibility.
Status: Sleeping.
Current Affection Level: 25 (Reverence).
Affection Level 25 has unlocked a small gift.
Your Virtual Girlfriend ‘Li Qingran’ has prepared a small gift for you. It has been delivered.
“A gift system? Classic,” Chen Huai’an muttered, stroking his chin.
He searched for the gift in his inventory but found nothing.
No in-game mail system either. The game didn’t even offer welcome bonuses—it was aggressively pay-to-win.
“Maybe it hasn’t refreshed yet,” he guessed.
At that moment, a knock came at the door.
Perplexed, Chen Huai’an opened it, only to find no one there.
As he was about to close the door, he noticed a palm-sized package on the ground.
“Huh? I didn’t order anything. And who delivers packages at 5 a.m.?”
He picked it up.
The label bore no courier company logo or tracking number—just a line of neat characters:
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