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Chapter 299 – Come Receive the Shit

Chapter 299 – Come Receive the Shit

Chapter 299 Come Receive the Shit


The entire auction was in a massive uproar. Three bright golden Nine Soul Restoration Pills were flying around in the air, constantly producing buzzing sounds. At the same time, a golden radiance showered down onto the audience, while a medical fragrance made them feel refreshed.


Xu Neng was the one who stood closest to the pills, causing him to be the person who inhaled the most medical fragrance. When the fragrances entered his body, Xu Neng could feel his soul being nourished, and his vitality receiving a boost.


The Nine Soul Restoration Pill was a rare medicinal pill that helped heal a mans soul. It could provide the soul with tremendous benefits.


They really are 100% effectiveness Nine Soul Restoration Pills! This Chen Jiang really surprises me!


Master Blissful was pleasantly surprised. At the same time, the status of Jiang Chen within his mind had been raised to a whole new level. No one would look down upon such an excellent alchemist.


Jiang Chen retracted the True Dragon Flames into his body. After that, with a grabbing gesture, as if they were being summoned by Jiang Chen, all three Nine Soul Restoration Pills turned into three golden lights and fell into Jiang Chens palm.


How is this possible? This is impossible!


Shangguan Chongs voice was violently trembling, and his face had turned extremely pale. When he thought about the bet between himself and Jiang Chen, he felt a small desire to kill himself.


How could this guy concoct the Nine Soul Restoration Pills? I dont believe it! This cant be real!


Ye Xiaos reaction wasnt much different from Shangguan Chongs reaction. He had just lost a bet he had absolute confidence in winning.


Young master Chen Jiang, please come here and meet me.


Master Blissfuls voice sounded out once again, but this this time, his tone carried a hint of respect.


Please hold on, I need to fulfill the bet with those two guys.


Jiang Chen replied with a grin on his face. There was no way he could let Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong off easily, that wasnt his style.


His words were like oil being poured onto a burning fire, causing the audience to burst into an uproar. Everyone stared at the Myriad Sword Sect and Shangguan Clans private rooms.


Wakaka...


Right at this moment, a wild disharmonious laugh sounded out above the audience. Following that, the audience saw an adorable puppy flying out from the third private room. The puppy flew circles around the auction hall while wildly laughing.


Haha, this master dog has spent the last few hours preparing! Im sure I have more than enough shit for both of you! May I know which flavor you two prefer? This master dog can take care of any special requests!


Big Yellows words made a lot of the people feel dizzy. Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong were even worse off, they nearly fainted out of anger, because their bet was to eat dog shit once they lost, and there really was a shameless dog here.


Fuck! Where did this crazy dog come from?! Can he really adjust the flavor of his poop? Puh! Disgusting!


This is fucking disgusting, the bet was extremely cruel! Im guessing Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong must be super pissed right now!


No one here could take it. The image of both men devouring dog shit, they just couldnt imagine it in their heads.


Bastard!


Ye Xiao furiously roared out. A powerful energy immediately blew the window frame on the second floor off. With fluttering clothes, Ye Xiao flew out from his private room. He glared at Big Yellow with a strong desire to devour this damn dog alive.


You guys werent even born when I became one of the strongest men in my region, who gave you the audacity to insult me here? Youre simply courting your own deaths!


Shangguan Chong showed his face as well. He stood on the edge of the window on the second floor. A few disciples from the Shangguan Clan stood behind him as well. All of them wore the same ugly expressions.


You two old fools, you lost the bet! You are all from big superpowers, dont tell me youre going to deny your promise! Youre losing an extreme amount of face here.


Big Yellow stood up like a human and pointed his paws at both men while scolding them.


Humph! We have so many witnesses here, there is no way you can deny it! If I lost, I would give my head to you without saying anything, but you? Both of you are elders from big superpowers! So disappointing! But, regardless of matters, we had a deal, and you have to accept your loss.


Jiang Chen coldly harrumphed.


Big Yellow, give them an appetizer first!


Han Yan shouted at Big Yellow. After that, he immediately covered his mouth and nose. Jiang Chen saw this movement and was startled for a moment. He didnt know what the meaning behind Han Yans movement was.


Kaka, alright! This master dog has been brewing this for so long!


While saying that, Big Yellow once again started flying in circles. After that, a scene that no one could forget for the rest of their lives played out. Since this incident, all these people started dreaming about ripping this dogs skin off.


Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! ...


The only thing the audience saw was Big Yellow holding his butt up. With each move he made, a world shaking fart would erupt from his body. Each fart sounded like a drum strike, loud and clear.


To make things worse, the dogs farts had color. In an instant, the air within the entire auction hall became somewhat green.


After that!


Blergh...


Fuck you! Blergh!


Ugh... this stinks like hell! Ahh!! Blergh...


Puh! You better kill me now! Someone, please, hurry up and kill that fucking dog! Blergh...


At this moment, everyone were throwing up, covering the clean auction hall with their puke. While vomiting, someone quickly used their Yuan energy to block the green air from getting close to them.


Blergh...


Xu Neng vomited, Jiang Chen vomited. Jiang Chen finally realized why Han Yan covered his mouth and nose in advance!


Wakaka... Pfft! Pfft! Pfft!


Big Yellow wildly laughed as he flew around, farting. Furthermore, he purposely pushed most of the green air toward the Myriad Sword Sect and Shangguan Clan.


Chase this dog out from here now!


Damn it, this stinks! How can someone have such stinking farts?! No, this isnt a fart anymore, this is a weapon!


Young master Chen Jiang, please ask that dog to stop! Daddy cant stand it any longer! Blergh...


............


No one could withstand it any longer. This was no different from a massacre. Perhaps only Big Yellow was able to make so many great warriors throw up at the same time.


Back in the third private room, Han Yan had shut the window tightly, and he was laughing so hard he couldnt even remain standing.


Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong were both Combat Soul warriors, so they responded quickly. The used their Yuan energy to block off the green air when they saw it. But, their expressions were many times darker than that of everyone else. This dogs fart had such incredible power, and if he really pooped? Damn it, they just couldnt imagine what would happen then.


Big Yellow, stop it immediately!


Jiang Chen slapped Big Yellows head. He didnt know that this dog actually had such an ability. In the end, he too was suffering from it.


Hehe...


Big Yellow replied with an evil laugh, then he stopped farting. The entire auction hall had become a mess, it was a horrible scene.


Wahaha, this dog is so fierce, so wicke-, cough cough...


Within the isolated room, when the man in black saw what was happening in the auction hall through the crystal ball, he became convulsed with laughter.


How is it, buddy? How is my mighty fart?


Big Yellow instantly jumped back onto Jiang Chens shoulder. Jiang Chens face instantly turned pale out of fear.


Damn dog, you better not poop on my shoulder!


Jiang Chen gritted his teeth and warned Big Yellow. He knew this dog very well; anything was possible when it came to him.


After that, Jiang Chen waved his hand and unleashed a layer of flames, burning away all the green air. Together with the help from some of the warriors who blew the poisonous gas away with their Yuan energy, fresh air finally returned to the auction hall.


However, everyone in the auction hall still had dark faces. They stared at Big Yellow with hatred and fear; this dog was simply ridiculous.


Ye Xiao, Shangguan Chong, accept your loss; come receive the poop!


Jiang Chen shouted toward Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong in an imposing manner.


Now, everyone felt pity for Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chong. The fart alone had already been so terrifying, and if they were really forced to eat the dogs shit, would they still be alive afterwards?


With Ye Xiao and Shangguan Chongs status, this was even worse than killing them.


Bastard, how dare you insult our elder?! Youre courting death!


A younger generation disciple from the Shangguan Clan couldnt hold his anger any longer. He leapt forward and pushed his palm toward Jiang Chen.


Humph! What a clown.


Jiang Chen coldly harrumphed. In an instant, he countered the disciple with his palm, sending a massive energy wave onto the young disciple. The disciple let out a blood-curdling screech as he exploded into a bloody mist.


Underneath the heavens, perhaps only Jiang Chen dared kill a disciple of the Shangguan Clan in front of so many people.


However, in the minds of the spectators, there must have been something wrong with the Shangguan Clan disciples brain. He was only a Mid Divine Core warrior, wasnt he too reckless by attacking Jiang Chen? With Jiang Chens and the Shangguan Clans current relationship, did he really think Jiang Chen would show mercy because of his background?


Little bastard, who gave you the audacity to kill someone from the Shangguan Clan?!


Shangguan Chong was furious! The energy of a Combat Soul warrior instantly swept across the auction hall. He stretched out his hand and grabbed toward Jiang Chen.


While facing such a ferocious attack, Jiang Chen didnt even move a little bit from the auction stage. This was because he knew someone would stand out for him.


Stay your hand!


Indeed, a loud shout sounded out through the entire auction hall. In the following second, Master Blissful appeared. He casually unleashed a bright beam and shattered Shangguan Chongs attack.


Why are you fighting here? Do you still have any respect for me?


Master Blissful was clearly angry, because this was his place.


Master Blissful, Im sure you know whats going on here. Furthermore, it was the Shangguan Clan who struck first just now.


Jiang Chen said.


Master Blissful, I didnt mean to violate the rules of the Blissful Island, but this guy has insulted me! I cant let this matter be settled easily!


Shangguan Chongs fury soared higher with each passing moment.


Precisely! We must kill this little bastard!


Ye Xiao had the same intense killing intent.


Master Blissful furrowed his brows. Although he was one of the strongest people in the ocean, he didnt want to offend superpowers like the Myriad Sword Sect and the Shangguan Clan.


Chen Jiang, can you give me some face and give up this bet?


Master Blissful looked at Jiang Chen.


Alright, since thats what Master Blissful wants, Ill respect your request. They dont have to eat the dog shit, but they have to receive it. Big Yellow, give it to them.


Jiang Chen turned around to Big Yellow and spoke.


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