- 1 Chapter 1: Small Workshops Really Go All Out
- 2 Chapter 2: Recharge to Get Stronger
- 3 Chapter 3: This Game Even Has a Dedicated Voice Actor?
- 4 Chapter 4: Blowing It All Up
- 5 Chapter 5: Crazy Thursday Deals
- 6 Chapter 6: What?! There’s a Monthly Pass Too?!
- 7 Chapter 7: Isn’t This a Great Deal?
- 8 Chapter 8: Insufficient Affection, No Peeking
- 9 Chapter 9: Divining the Heavens
- 10 Chapter 10: Your Virtual Girlfriend’s Small Gift Has Arrived
- 11 Chapter 11: It Smells Like Li Qingran!
- 12 Chapter 12: We’re Here to Expose You (Single Female Lead Armor Stacking)
- 13 Chapter 13: Frenzied Beast Incense
- 14 Chapter 14: A Mirage?
- 15 Chapter 15: If There’s a Next Life?
- 16 Chapter 16: The Urge to Prick Something
- 17 Chapter 17: Could Chen Huai’an Be a Genius?!
- 18 Chapter 18: This Is Something Very Important
- 19 Chapter 19: The Divine Medicine Emerges
- 20 Chapter 20: Swearing to the Heavens
- 21 Chapter 21: The Sword Manual
- 22 Chapter 22: You and I Are Fated!
- 23 Chapter 23: Stage Mission Unlocks
- 24 Chapter 24: The Guardian Package
- 25 Chapter 25: The Night Reaper of the Heavenly Demon Sect
- 26 Chapter 26: 188 for Instant Kill—What More Needs to Be Said?
- 27 Chapter 27: Someone Requests an Opportunity from You
- 28 Chapter 28: Another Little Gift?
- 29 Chapter 29: What a Sword!
- 30 Chapter 30: The Black Scale Sword
- 31 Chapter 31: Please Select a Target
- 32 Chapter 32: Heart Demon Arises
- 33 Chapter 33: A Change of Heart
- 34 Chapter 34: Li Qingran, You’re So Stupid
- 35 Chapter 35: Ending It Once and for All
- 36 Chapter 36: Variety Show
- 37 Chapter 37: Returning to Qingyun Sect
- 38 Chapter 38: Let Me See Who Dares
- 39 Chapter 39: So What If I Interfere?
- 40 Chapter 40: Battle Against Zhang Hanxiao
- 41 Chapter 41: The Reckoning Continues
- 42 Chapter 42: A Thousand Swords Through the Heart
- 43 Chapter 43: Are You Satisfied?
- 44 Chapter 44: Execution on the Spot
- 45 Chapter 45: A Debate Begins
- 46 Chapter 46: Have You Chosen?
- 47 Chapter 47: Why Not Give It a Try
- 48 Chapter 48: Battle Against Lu Changtian
- 49 Chapter 49: A Game Helmet?
- 50 Chapter 50: Moon Rises Over Tianshan
- 51 Chapter 51: Another Hidden Old Monster
- 52 Chapter 52: Select All
- 53 Chapter 53: The Guardian
- 54 Chapter 54: Dispersing Cultivation
- 55 Chapter 55: Master, Please Accept Your Disciple’s Bow
- 56 Chapter 56: Bro, You’re Insanely Good-Looking
- 57 Chapter 57: Get Out
- 58 Chapter 58: Hold It~
- 59 Chapter 59: We Are from Qingyun Sect
- 60 Chapter 60: I Really Am a Superhuman
- 61 Chapter 61: Who Could Be More Handsome Than Our Brother?
- 62 Chapter 62: What Are You Trying to Do?
- 63 Chapter 63: I’ll Expose You!
- 64 Chapter 64: A Tap on the Shoulder
- 65 Chapter 65: Does He Have a Plan?
- 66 Chapter 66: A True Powerhouse
- 67 Chapter 67: I’ve Got More
- 68 Chapter 68: Your Virtual Girlfriend Has Joined the Sword Pavilion
- 69 Chapter 69: Chen Huai’an Is a Grand Elder?!
- 70 Chapter 70: Choosing a Cave Residence
- 71 Chapter 71: FarmVille?!
- 72 Chapter 72: That’s It? Just Some Grass?
- 73 Chapter 73: Could This Be a Real Talisman?
- 74 Chapter 74: Is This Plant Really Suspicious?
- 75 Chapter 75: Am I Using the Wrong Stance?
- 76 Chapter 76: What? Sword Qi?!
- 77 Chapter 77: Is Chen Huai’an a Ticking Time Bomb?
- 78 Chapter 78: Damn, Is This Lingxi Valley?
- 79 Chapter 79: Are They Going to Take Over My House?
- 80 Chapter 80: The Sword Pavilion’s Tradition?
- 81 Chapter 81: The Breathing Technique and Hidden Turmoil
- 82 Chapter 82: Are You Serious?!
- 83 Chapter 83: Found the Memorial Tablet?
- 84 Chapter 84: Isn’t This Triple Zero?
- 85 Chapter 89: Disciple Won’t Let You Die!
- 86 Chapter 90: You Want to Divine the Future Too?
- 87 Chapter 91: Living Up to Expectations
- 88 Chapter 92: Who Wouldn’t Be Anxious?
- 89 Chapter 93: This Is What You Get for Cosplaying!!
- 90 Chapter 94: At What Cost?
- 91 Chapter 95: The Multitudes of Life
- 92 Chapter 96: It’s All Real
- 93 Chapter 97: Junior Sister, Let’s Head Down the Mountain!
- 94 Chapter 98: I, Immortal Chen, Want to Live!
- 95 Chapter 99: A Warm Welcome
- 96 Chapter 100: Might Have Been Seen?
- 97 Chapter 101: Making Money!
- 98 Chapter 102: This Thing Doesn’t Work on Me!
- 99 Chapter 103: Everything Makes Sense Now!
- 100 Chapter 104: Heh Heh! You’re the One!
- 101 Chapter 105: So This Is the Great Sumeru Hand??
- 102 Chapter 106: A Flying Boat Stuck in the Illusion Formation?!
- 103 Chapter 108: What a Fateful Encounter
- 104 Chapter 109: A Waterfall Plunging Three Thousand Feet
- 105 Chapter 110: Fate’s Cut Runs Deep
- 106 Chapter 111: All Converting to Sword Cultivators Now?
- 107 Chapter 112: It’s a Taotie!
- 108 Chapter 113: Need to Test Him First
- 109 Chapter 114: Completely Barbecued
- 110 Chapter 115: This King Also Wants Four Seas Baozi
- 111 Chapter 85: Hidden Agendas
- 112 Chapter 86: A Love-Struck Sword Heart
- 113 Chapter 87: Can I Take a Look?
- 114 Chapter 88: So, Does He Know or Not?!
- 115 Chapter 107: With This Sword, I Shall Cut Down the Heavens!
- 116 Chapter 116: Time for a Test
- 117 Chapter 117: Then What Are We Waiting For?
- 118 Chapter 118: That Guy
- 119 Chapter 119: The Lost Book
- 120 Chapter 120: It’s Decided—You!
- 121 Chapter 121: Spiritual Root Mystery Box
- 122 Chapter 122: Haunted Construction Site?
- 123 Chapter 123: Let’s Talk This Out
- 124 Chapter 124: So You’re Chen Huai’an?
- 125 Chapter 125: A Careful Choice
- 126 Chapter 126: Directly Breaking Through
- 127 Chapter 127: Diplomacy Before Violence
- 128 Chapter 128: Try Moving and See?
- 129 Chapter 129: You Just Think You’re About to Die!
- 130 Chapter 130: Fate—It’s All About Opportunity!
- 131 Chapter 131: Please Punish Me, Master
- 132 Chapter 132: Thoughtful Materials
- 133 Chapter 133: Real or Fake? Should I Ask Customer Support?
- 134 Chapter 134: Besiege Wei to Rescue Zhao
- 135 Chapter 135: Hope for a Cure
- 136 Chapter 136: Demonization!
- 137 Chapter 137: Get Out of That Kid!
- 138 Chapter 138: Off-Field Support and Life-Bound Artifact
- 139 Chapter 139: Roaming the Void
- 140 Chapter 140: Rising from the Coffin
- 141 Chapter 141: General-Class Containment—Chen Huai’an
- 142 Chapter 142: Chen Huai’an, You Are Important!
- 143 Chapter 143: Harmonious Neighborhood
- 144 Chapter 144: Let Me Calculate That for You
- 145 Chapter 145: The World Is Crawling with Demonic Cultivators!
- 146 Chapter 146: Your Investigation Doesn’t Count—Let Me Do It!
- 147 Chapter 147: Disciple, Come Inside for a Talk
- 148 Chapter 148: Asking My Disciple for Elixirs
- 149 Chapter 149: It Nodded!
- 150 Chapter 150: Time to Settle Some Debts
- 151 Chapter 151: Stray Cats and Dogs
- 152 Chapter 152: You Can Also Divine the Heavens?
- 153 Chapter 153: Why Is It Still You?!
- 154 Chapter 154: Fear of Not Having Enough Money
- 155 Chapter 155: Completely Blown Away
- 156 Chapter 156: Hello, Tyrant… Goodbye, Tyrant
- 157 Chapter 157: If You Don’t Speak, I’ll Shut You Up With My Lips
- 158 Chapter 158: Killing Night Crow
- 159 Chapter 159: Slaying the Ghost Riang
- 160 Chapter 160: The Black Coffins Rise
- 161 Chapter 161: The Corpse King Awakens
- 162 Chapter 162: Beautiful Legs, Little Qing
- 163 Chapter 163: Burning a Hole in the Night
- 164 Chapter 164: Divine Thunder’s Wrath
- 165 Chapter 165: I Know
- 166 Chapter 166: Do You Have Money?
- 167 Chapter 167: Bearded Guy, You Scammed Me!
- 168 Chapter 168: The Mysterious Number
- 169 Chapter 169: Found You
- 170 Chapter 170: Indeed, Very Big
- 171 Chapter 171: In the End, I Still Have to Pay-to-Win
- 172 Chapter 172: Crushing Your Dreams with One Kick
- 173 Chapter 173: So… Why Don’t You Give It a Try?
- 174 Chapter 174: You May Leave
- 175 Chapter 175: This Is Against the Natural Order!!
- 176 Chapter 176: Could Chen Huai’an Be the Son of Fate?
Chapter 143: Harmonious Neighborhood
Chapter 143: Harmonious Neighborhood
Chapter 143: Harmonious Neighborhood
Containment Room Zero.
It was, by all accounts, the largest of all the containment rooms.
Chen Huai’an sat on the couch and cracked open a can of cola.
His daily life hadn’t changed much—in fact, he was now living off free food and drinks.
Even though he had told the Demon Slayer Bureau not to bother with room decorations, they had still recreated his rental apartment down to the smallest details. The windows, for example, had been replaced with holographic projections that displayed a fake outdoor view, complete with fans simulating a natural breeze. At a glance, it almost felt real.
Containment Room Zero was at the end of the corridor, with Containment Rooms One and Two on either side.
Both were already occupied.
When he passed by, Chen Huai’an caught glimpses of his new "neighbors."
Containment Room Two housed something even weirder: a sniper rifle with an eerie design. Its gun body was wrapped in dark red chitin, with visible muscle tissue moving between the cracks. The sniper scope wasn’t a lens but a single, large golden eyeball that actively swiveled around.
Chen Huai’an had locked eyes with the sniper rifle once.
The damn thing had laughed at him.
A high-pitched, shrill cackle.
Honestly, after just one day of living here, he could already tell—this place had strong local charm, and the neighborhood relations were truly harmonious.
Containment wasn’t just for creatures the Demon Slayer Bureau couldn’t destroy, like the plush bear. Some items, like the sniper rifle, couldn’t be controlled but still had potential value.
Apart from that, Chen Huai’an had made another interesting discovery.
His room shared walls with both Containment Rooms One and Two. Each of these walls had a sliding metal door, revealing thick glass windows when opened. Through them, he could observe his two "neighbors," though he wasn’t that curious.
His windowsill had the same setup as before.
Baji, his black cat, was there. The water basin for his big green fish had been replaced with a luxurious aquarium, and the Nine-Turn Spirit Orchid sat on top of it.
For some reason, ever since moving in, Baji had become unusually dazed, constantly staring out the window in a trance.
Chen Huai’an scooped a bowl of cat food, patted Baji’s head, and smiled kindly. “Eat up. A nice lady bought this for you. Honestly, not abandoning you guys is the best I can do right now. You’re still so small—if you were out there on your own, you wouldn’t last long.”
Baji glanced at the cat food. Then at Chen Huai’an.
After a long silence, two tears rolled down its furry face.
Internally, it screamed:
No, damn it! LET ME GO! I WANT TO LEAVE! WHY DID YOU DRAG ME INTO THIS HELLHOLE WITH YOU?!
YOU’RE WILLING TO BE LOCKED UP, FINE, BUT WHY BRING ME ALONG?!
ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN?!
The doors and windows had no suppression talismans anymore.
They didn’t need them.
Baji had tried to escape.
But the walls and glass were specially reinforced with some unknown material that suppressed demonic energy.
To Baji, this place was nothing less than a demon prison.
At this point, its only option for escape was waiting for the big boss to fully awaken.
But if the big boss woke up completely, it would be devoured instantly.
If the big boss chose to stay trapped here forever, then Baji’s life would be no different from before—except instead of guarding the severed head of the ancient war god Xing Tian, it was now guarding its own master.
At least before, it could leave whenever it wanted.
Now?
That dream was dead.
—
Look at that.
Even the stupid cat was moved to tears.
Chen Huai’an sighed. I really am a kind and compassionate pet owner.
He flopped back onto the couch, zoning out.
Touching this, glancing at that—no matter what he did, he just couldn’t calm down.
The moment he sat still, all he could think about was Bearded Guy’s death.
Guilt, regret, shame—how could he ever face him again?
If he had never gone for cancer treatment… Bearded Guy would still be alive, right?
He picked up his phone, thinking some music might help.
But he couldn’t listen to a single song.
The cheerful ones felt out of place.
The sad ones felt like pretentious mourning.
In the end, after much hesitation, he opened My Virtual Girlfriend.
Maybe this was the only thing that could ease his tormented soul.
To him, the screen beyond was his safe harbor.
And knowing that Li Qingran was real only made this feeling more profound.
Someday… they would meet, right?
But as soon as he launched the game, his screen went black.
[Your remaining lifespan: 37 days!]
[Today’s fortune: Misfortune—financial loss. Favorable for relocation.]
[Notice: Dear player, due to excessive advance spending, your recharge system has an outstanding balance of ¥687,500. Until the debt is repaid, all in-game purchases have been suspended. Thank you for supporting My Virtual Girlfriend!]
“…Bro. That one million was real money!”
Chen Huai’an nearly lost it.
At the time, he had thought it was just a dream, just his subconscious.
So when the option to spend a million appeared, he had maxed it out without hesitation.
Looking back now… thank god the limit was one million.
If it had been ten million, he’d be financially doomed.
Honestly, before all this, one million wasn’t a big deal.
He could just grind Demon Slayer Bureau missions and earn it back quickly.
But now? He was in containment. Where was he supposed to make money?
Wait… could he start a livestream from the containment facility?
That giant bear that could punch through walls, plus the mutant lobster sniper rifle—both had insane entertainment value.
He’d call Zhao Ying later and ask if it was possible…
“Master?!”
A familiar voice called out from his phone.
Chen Huai’an snapped back to reality.
Li Qingran was staring at him through the screen.
Every time he logged in, she sensed his presence instantly.
“Master, how are things on your end?” Li Qingran leaned on her desk, standing up so quickly that she knocked over her chair.
Her voice was soft, but her peach blossom eyes were filled with worry and urgency. The handkerchief on the table was crumpled into a ball—clearly, she had been restless while unable to reach him.
[I’m fine. Thanks to you, I had a chance to catch my breath.]
Chen Huai’an pressed the transmission talisman.
Looking at Li Qingran, all his frustrations about his massive in-game debt disappeared.
The girl on the screen was real.
His very own, personal Dao Companion.
Even if they were separated by two whole worlds…
Just knowing that fantasy had turned into reality made his heart race.
He had to survive.
Make money.
Make Li Qingran the strongest cultivator in Cangyun Realm.
“…Master?”
For some reason, his gaze today felt unusually intense.
Like he wanted to devour her.
Li Qingran bit her lip, letting out a soft meow-like whimper.
She suddenly remembered how she had asked for a hug before.
Her face flushed red.
Her ears burned.
Her legs went weak.
Hurriedly, she picked up her chair, sat down properly, and pressed her hands tightly on her thighs, flustered.
Her gaze fell on the tea sachet on the table.
Without thinking, she grabbed it and held it in front of her face, only leaving half of it exposed.
“…Master, the tea sachet you asked for is ready,” she whispered. “As for the pillowcase… I still need a bit more time…”