- 1 Chapter 1: Small Workshops Really Go All Out
- 2 Chapter 2: Recharge to Get Stronger
- 3 Chapter 3: This Game Even Has a Dedicated Voice Actor?
- 4 Chapter 4: Blowing It All Up
- 5 Chapter 5: Crazy Thursday Deals
- 6 Chapter 6: What?! There’s a Monthly Pass Too?!
- 7 Chapter 7: Isn’t This a Great Deal?
- 8 Chapter 8: Insufficient Affection, No Peeking
- 9 Chapter 9: Divining the Heavens
- 10 Chapter 10: Your Virtual Girlfriend’s Small Gift Has Arrived
- 11 Chapter 11: It Smells Like Li Qingran!
- 12 Chapter 12: We’re Here to Expose You (Single Female Lead Armor Stacking)
- 13 Chapter 13: Frenzied Beast Incense
- 14 Chapter 14: A Mirage?
- 15 Chapter 15: If There’s a Next Life?
- 16 Chapter 16: The Urge to Prick Something
- 17 Chapter 17: Could Chen Huai’an Be a Genius?!
- 18 Chapter 18: This Is Something Very Important
- 19 Chapter 19: The Divine Medicine Emerges
- 20 Chapter 20: Swearing to the Heavens
- 21 Chapter 21: The Sword Manual
- 22 Chapter 22: You and I Are Fated!
- 23 Chapter 23: Stage Mission Unlocks
- 24 Chapter 24: The Guardian Package
- 25 Chapter 25: The Night Reaper of the Heavenly Demon Sect
- 26 Chapter 26: 188 for Instant Kill—What More Needs to Be Said?
- 27 Chapter 27: Someone Requests an Opportunity from You
- 28 Chapter 28: Another Little Gift?
- 29 Chapter 29: What a Sword!
- 30 Chapter 30: The Black Scale Sword
- 31 Chapter 31: Please Select a Target
- 32 Chapter 32: Heart Demon Arises
- 33 Chapter 33: A Change of Heart
- 34 Chapter 34: Li Qingran, You’re So Stupid
- 35 Chapter 35: Ending It Once and for All
- 36 Chapter 36: Variety Show
- 37 Chapter 37: Returning to Qingyun Sect
- 38 Chapter 38: Let Me See Who Dares
- 39 Chapter 39: So What If I Interfere?
- 40 Chapter 40: Battle Against Zhang Hanxiao
- 41 Chapter 41: The Reckoning Continues
- 42 Chapter 42: A Thousand Swords Through the Heart
- 43 Chapter 43: Are You Satisfied?
- 44 Chapter 44: Execution on the Spot
- 45 Chapter 45: A Debate Begins
- 46 Chapter 46: Have You Chosen?
- 47 Chapter 47: Why Not Give It a Try
- 48 Chapter 48: Battle Against Lu Changtian
- 49 Chapter 49: A Game Helmet?
- 50 Chapter 50: Moon Rises Over Tianshan
- 51 Chapter 51: Another Hidden Old Monster
- 52 Chapter 52: Select All
- 53 Chapter 53: The Guardian
- 54 Chapter 54: Dispersing Cultivation
- 55 Chapter 55: Master, Please Accept Your Disciple’s Bow
- 56 Chapter 56: Bro, You’re Insanely Good-Looking
- 57 Chapter 57: Get Out
- 58 Chapter 58: Hold It~
- 59 Chapter 59: We Are from Qingyun Sect
- 60 Chapter 60: I Really Am a Superhuman
- 61 Chapter 61: Who Could Be More Handsome Than Our Brother?
- 62 Chapter 62: What Are You Trying to Do?
- 63 Chapter 63: I’ll Expose You!
- 64 Chapter 64: A Tap on the Shoulder
- 65 Chapter 65: Does He Have a Plan?
- 66 Chapter 66: A True Powerhouse
- 67 Chapter 67: I’ve Got More
- 68 Chapter 68: Your Virtual Girlfriend Has Joined the Sword Pavilion
- 69 Chapter 69: Chen Huai’an Is a Grand Elder?!
- 70 Chapter 70: Choosing a Cave Residence
- 71 Chapter 71: FarmVille?!
- 72 Chapter 72: That’s It? Just Some Grass?
- 73 Chapter 73: Could This Be a Real Talisman?
- 74 Chapter 74: Is This Plant Really Suspicious?
- 75 Chapter 75: Am I Using the Wrong Stance?
- 76 Chapter 76: What? Sword Qi?!
- 77 Chapter 77: Is Chen Huai’an a Ticking Time Bomb?
- 78 Chapter 78: Damn, Is This Lingxi Valley?
- 79 Chapter 79: Are They Going to Take Over My House?
- 80 Chapter 80: The Sword Pavilion’s Tradition?
- 81 Chapter 81: The Breathing Technique and Hidden Turmoil
- 82 Chapter 82: Are You Serious?!
- 83 Chapter 83: Found the Memorial Tablet?
- 84 Chapter 84: Isn’t This Triple Zero?
- 85 Chapter 89: Disciple Won’t Let You Die!
- 86 Chapter 90: You Want to Divine the Future Too?
- 87 Chapter 91: Living Up to Expectations
- 88 Chapter 92: Who Wouldn’t Be Anxious?
- 89 Chapter 93: This Is What You Get for Cosplaying!!
- 90 Chapter 94: At What Cost?
- 91 Chapter 95: The Multitudes of Life
- 92 Chapter 96: It’s All Real
- 93 Chapter 97: Junior Sister, Let’s Head Down the Mountain!
- 94 Chapter 98: I, Immortal Chen, Want to Live!
- 95 Chapter 99: A Warm Welcome
- 96 Chapter 100: Might Have Been Seen?
- 97 Chapter 101: Making Money!
- 98 Chapter 102: This Thing Doesn’t Work on Me!
- 99 Chapter 103: Everything Makes Sense Now!
- 100 Chapter 104: Heh Heh! You’re the One!
- 101 Chapter 105: So This Is the Great Sumeru Hand??
- 102 Chapter 106: A Flying Boat Stuck in the Illusion Formation?!
- 103 Chapter 108: What a Fateful Encounter
- 104 Chapter 109: A Waterfall Plunging Three Thousand Feet
- 105 Chapter 110: Fate’s Cut Runs Deep
- 106 Chapter 111: All Converting to Sword Cultivators Now?
- 107 Chapter 112: It’s a Taotie!
- 108 Chapter 113: Need to Test Him First
- 109 Chapter 114: Completely Barbecued
- 110 Chapter 115: This King Also Wants Four Seas Baozi
- 111 Chapter 85: Hidden Agendas
- 112 Chapter 86: A Love-Struck Sword Heart
- 113 Chapter 87: Can I Take a Look?
- 114 Chapter 88: So, Does He Know or Not?!
- 115 Chapter 107: With This Sword, I Shall Cut Down the Heavens!
- 116 Chapter 116: Time for a Test
- 117 Chapter 117: Then What Are We Waiting For?
- 118 Chapter 118: That Guy
- 119 Chapter 119: The Lost Book
- 120 Chapter 120: It’s Decided—You!
- 121 Chapter 121: Spiritual Root Mystery Box
- 122 Chapter 122: Haunted Construction Site?
- 123 Chapter 123: Let’s Talk This Out
- 124 Chapter 124: So You’re Chen Huai’an?
- 125 Chapter 125: A Careful Choice
- 126 Chapter 126: Directly Breaking Through
- 127 Chapter 127: Diplomacy Before Violence
- 128 Chapter 128: Try Moving and See?
- 129 Chapter 129: You Just Think You’re About to Die!
- 130 Chapter 130: Fate—It’s All About Opportunity!
- 131 Chapter 131: Please Punish Me, Master
- 132 Chapter 132: Thoughtful Materials
- 133 Chapter 133: Real or Fake? Should I Ask Customer Support?
- 134 Chapter 134: Besiege Wei to Rescue Zhao
- 135 Chapter 135: Hope for a Cure
- 136 Chapter 136: Demonization!
- 137 Chapter 137: Get Out of That Kid!
- 138 Chapter 138: Off-Field Support and Life-Bound Artifact
- 139 Chapter 139: Roaming the Void
- 140 Chapter 140: Rising from the Coffin
- 141 Chapter 141: General-Class Containment—Chen Huai’an
- 142 Chapter 142: Chen Huai’an, You Are Important!
- 143 Chapter 143: Harmonious Neighborhood
- 144 Chapter 144: Let Me Calculate That for You
- 145 Chapter 145: The World Is Crawling with Demonic Cultivators!
- 146 Chapter 146: Your Investigation Doesn’t Count—Let Me Do It!
- 147 Chapter 147: Disciple, Come Inside for a Talk
- 148 Chapter 148: Asking My Disciple for Elixirs
- 149 Chapter 149: It Nodded!
- 150 Chapter 150: Time to Settle Some Debts
- 151 Chapter 151: Stray Cats and Dogs
- 152 Chapter 152: You Can Also Divine the Heavens?
- 153 Chapter 153: Why Is It Still You?!
- 154 Chapter 154: Fear of Not Having Enough Money
- 155 Chapter 155: Completely Blown Away
- 156 Chapter 156: Hello, Tyrant… Goodbye, Tyrant
- 157 Chapter 157: If You Don’t Speak, I’ll Shut You Up With My Lips
- 158 Chapter 158: Killing Night Crow
- 159 Chapter 159: Slaying the Ghost Riang
- 160 Chapter 160: The Black Coffins Rise
- 161 Chapter 161: The Corpse King Awakens
- 162 Chapter 162: Beautiful Legs, Little Qing
- 163 Chapter 163: Burning a Hole in the Night
- 164 Chapter 164: Divine Thunder’s Wrath
- 165 Chapter 165: I Know
- 166 Chapter 166: Do You Have Money?
- 167 Chapter 167: Bearded Guy, You Scammed Me!
- 168 Chapter 168: The Mysterious Number
- 169 Chapter 169: Found You
- 170 Chapter 170: Indeed, Very Big
- 171 Chapter 171: In the End, I Still Have to Pay-to-Win
- 172 Chapter 172: Crushing Your Dreams with One Kick
- 173 Chapter 173: So… Why Don’t You Give It a Try?
- 174 Chapter 174: You May Leave
- 175 Chapter 175: This Is Against the Natural Order!!
Chapter 142: Chen Huai’an, You Are Important!
Chapter 142: Chen Huai’an, You Are Important!
Chapter 142: Chen Huai’an, You Are Important!
“So… you’re telling me… this is Old Luo?”
Despite triple-checking, Zhao Ying still couldn’t believe what she was seeing—a lump of bloody, mashed-flesh floating in a glass tank.
“Captain Zhao, I’d never lie to you!”
The pale, visibly shaken subordinate next to her patted his chest, swearing his honesty. “When Director Luo was brought in, he was nothing more than a flattened meat pancake. Standard procedure is to perform an autopsy before cremation, but the moment the scalpel touched him, the ‘pancake’ suddenly screamed ‘AOOO!’ Scared the forensic girl so bad she peed herself.”
Zhao Ying twitched her nose.
No wonder there was a faint stench in the air.
Someone had actually wet themselves.
Not surprising, though. That pile of mangled flesh was already nightmare fuel. A forensic examiner—who wasn’t even a Demon Slayer, just an ordinary woman—witnessing it suddenly scream? A total mental breakdown was inevitable.
The mass of flesh had started forming limbs—things resembling hands and knees were beginning to take shape.
“We discovered that Director Luo seems to be undergoing reconstruction,” the subordinate quickly explained after noticing Zhao Ying’s confusion.
“Exactly!” A toothless mouth suddenly opened within the meat lump and spoke in a muffled voice. “I’m rebuilding myself! Stop stabbing me with scalpels, damn it! You think that doesn’t hurt?!”
“AHHH! A GHOST!!”
THUD—
The moment the meat lump opened its eyes, one of the Demon Slayers shrieked and fainted, smacking into the glass door.
Bearded Guy—Luo—rolled his newly formed eyes and clicked his tongue.
“Captain Zhao, your people need serious training. Their mental fortitude is lacking.”
Zhao Ying’s lips twitched, but a faint smile appeared in her eyes. “If it were me when I first started, I would’ve emptied an entire magazine into you.”
“That’s… pretty violent.”
“Thanks for the compliment. And… welcome back, Old Luo.”
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“Still remember what my ability is?”
“Of course. Cellular Assimilation.”
In a secluded room within the funeral home, Zhao Ying and the partially reformed Luo sat across from each other.
She handed him a cigarette, lit one for herself, took a deep drag, and relaxed into the sofa, crossing her legs. “I remember you could never find a suitable target to assimilate. So… you absorbed the demonic dragon?”
“Correct.” Luo wiggled his cigarette at her. “Thanks for the trouble, Captain Zhao.”
She flicked open a lighter and lit his cigarette.
Luo took a deep inhale, exhaling smoke from countless pores across his barely-formed body.
“When that dragon crushed me, I didn’t just sit there waiting to die. I bit off a chunk of its flesh and activated my Cellular Assimilation ability. Honestly, I didn’t expect much… but as you can see, I survived.”
“Any side effects?”
“Of course. Every organ in my body is now composed of mutated cancer cells, just like that dragon. The only difference is that I don’t have its dragon aura. And to keep my body functioning, I need an absurd amount of food to generate energy. The energy consumption of these cancer cells is insane. If I ever run out of energy and all the cancer cells starve to death, I’ll die for good.”
Zhao Ying stared at his significantly smaller body. “Then how are you sustaining yourself now?”
“Self-cannibalization.” Luo lifted his shirt, revealing a second mouth on his stomach, actively gnawing on his still-forming torso.
“F***! You should’ve said that sooner!”
“I was worried you’d pull out your gun and empty a magazine into me.”
Zhao Ying was speechless.
She quickly contacted her team to deliver 200 pounds of pork for Luo’s recovery.
“How’s that brat Chen Huai’an doing?” Luo’s tone was anxious, his bloodshot eyes fixated on Zhao Ying. “You didn’t kill him, did you?”
“Nope. We couldn’t even beat that dragon.” Zhao Ying rolled her eyes.
“So now…”
“A female Sword Immortal appeared and suppressed him. He’s currently in containment and undergoing medical evaluation.”
“Oh, good. Good, good, hahahaha.” Luo sighed in relief, rubbing his newly grown hands together. “That kid’s got potential. Sure, he’s got some instability, but if there’s a way to avoid killing him, I’d rather not. He’s definitely not a bad person… But wait! What’s this about a Sword Immortal?”
“I don’t know either. Maybe it’s part of his abilities?” Zhao Ying massaged her temples, then shifted the conversation. “What are your plans? Are you staying as the Director of the Tianfu Demon Slayer Bureau? Be honest, if you don’t go back, that kid will probably join us out of guilt. Do you want to disappear for a while? I can request a transfer for you.”
It was a tempting offer.
Luo hesitated for a long time.
But in the end, he shook his head.
“Maybe you’re right, but he deserves to know the truth. More than anyone, I understand how torturous it is to live with guilt and regret.”
Zhao Ying saw the darkness flicker in Luo’s eyes.
She knew he was thinking about his shattered past.
She stayed silent, waiting for him to continue.
“So, I’ll go back as Director,” Luo finally said, flicking his cigarette butt into the ashtray with a smile. “Even if Chen Huai’an doesn’t join the Demon Slayer Bureau, he can still be an ally. No need to pressure him into anything.”
“Alright. We’ll go with your plan.”
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“Mr. Chen Huai’an, unfortunately, the cancerous cells inside your body haven’t disappeared. However, they seem to have entered a dormant state.”
Dressed in a hospital gown, Chen Huai’an stood in a metal containment chamber.
A voice came through the intercom from the Demon Slayer Bureau’s medical staff.
A small, reinforced-glass window allowed him to see outside—fully armed soldiers stood at attention, watching him like he was Godzilla.
Not that he blamed them.
After all, he was carrying a monster inside his body.
Chen Huai’an let out a bitter chuckle. “Got it. So what happens now?”
[You will remain in Containment Room 0 with your pets… Uh, and we’ll need daily blood samples from you.]
“Let me talk to him.”
A new voice replaced the intercom speaker.
Soft, warm, and familiar.
[Chen Huai’an, it’s me—Xiang Xiaoyuan.]
[Please, don’t have any self-destructive thoughts. Seventy percent of your body is now composed of demonic cancer cells. If we forcefully kill them, you will die too. I’m leading the research team—trust us. We will find a way to help you absorb and control the cancer cells.]
Hearing Xiang Xiaoyuan’s voice, Chen Huai’an felt a slight weight lift from his chest.
He looked up at the surveillance camera. “Why are you helping me so much? Bearded Guy… died because of me.”
[I mourn Director Luo’s death deeply.]
Inside the monitoring room, Xiang Xiaoyuan held the microphone, her eyes filled with sorrow.
But she forced herself to remain strong.
She spoke with conviction:
“This isn’t your fault. Every Demon Slayer accepts the possibility of sacrifice when they join the Bureau.”
“As for why we’re helping you?”
“If I wanted to sound noble, I’d say saving a life is the greatest virtue.”
“But to be blunt—someone who can control General-class power is extremely important. Not just to the Demon Slayer Bureau, but to the entire world’s fight against demons and evil forces!”
Her voice grew firm.
“Chen Huai’an, you are important!”
“To the world, you are very important!”
“Please… give our team some time.”
“We will save you!”
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