- 1 Chapter 1: Small Workshops Really Go All Out
- 2 Chapter 2: Recharge to Get Stronger
- 3 Chapter 3: This Game Even Has a Dedicated Voice Actor?
- 4 Chapter 4: Blowing It All Up
- 5 Chapter 5: Crazy Thursday Deals
- 6 Chapter 6: What?! There’s a Monthly Pass Too?!
- 7 Chapter 7: Isn’t This a Great Deal?
- 8 Chapter 8: Insufficient Affection, No Peeking
- 9 Chapter 9: Divining the Heavens
- 10 Chapter 10: Your Virtual Girlfriend’s Small Gift Has Arrived
- 11 Chapter 11: It Smells Like Li Qingran!
- 12 Chapter 12: We’re Here to Expose You (Single Female Lead Armor Stacking)
- 13 Chapter 13: Frenzied Beast Incense
- 14 Chapter 14: A Mirage?
- 15 Chapter 15: If There’s a Next Life?
- 16 Chapter 16: The Urge to Prick Something
- 17 Chapter 17: Could Chen Huai’an Be a Genius?!
- 18 Chapter 18: This Is Something Very Important
- 19 Chapter 19: The Divine Medicine Emerges
- 20 Chapter 20: Swearing to the Heavens
- 21 Chapter 21: The Sword Manual
- 22 Chapter 22: You and I Are Fated!
- 23 Chapter 23: Stage Mission Unlocks
- 24 Chapter 24: The Guardian Package
- 25 Chapter 25: The Night Reaper of the Heavenly Demon Sect
- 26 Chapter 26: 188 for Instant Kill—What More Needs to Be Said?
- 27 Chapter 27: Someone Requests an Opportunity from You
- 28 Chapter 28: Another Little Gift?
- 29 Chapter 29: What a Sword!
- 30 Chapter 30: The Black Scale Sword
- 31 Chapter 31: Please Select a Target
- 32 Chapter 32: Heart Demon Arises
- 33 Chapter 33: A Change of Heart
- 34 Chapter 34: Li Qingran, You’re So Stupid
- 35 Chapter 35: Ending It Once and for All
- 36 Chapter 36: Variety Show
- 37 Chapter 37: Returning to Qingyun Sect
- 38 Chapter 38: Let Me See Who Dares
- 39 Chapter 39: So What If I Interfere?
- 40 Chapter 40: Battle Against Zhang Hanxiao
- 41 Chapter 41: The Reckoning Continues
- 42 Chapter 42: A Thousand Swords Through the Heart
- 43 Chapter 43: Are You Satisfied?
- 44 Chapter 44: Execution on the Spot
- 45 Chapter 45: A Debate Begins
- 46 Chapter 46: Have You Chosen?
- 47 Chapter 47: Why Not Give It a Try
- 48 Chapter 48: Battle Against Lu Changtian
- 49 Chapter 49: A Game Helmet?
- 50 Chapter 50: Moon Rises Over Tianshan
- 51 Chapter 51: Another Hidden Old Monster
- 52 Chapter 52: Select All
- 53 Chapter 53: The Guardian
- 54 Chapter 54: Dispersing Cultivation
- 55 Chapter 55: Master, Please Accept Your Disciple’s Bow
- 56 Chapter 56: Bro, You’re Insanely Good-Looking
- 57 Chapter 57: Get Out
- 58 Chapter 58: Hold It~
- 59 Chapter 59: We Are from Qingyun Sect
- 60 Chapter 60: I Really Am a Superhuman
- 61 Chapter 61: Who Could Be More Handsome Than Our Brother?
- 62 Chapter 62: What Are You Trying to Do?
- 63 Chapter 63: I’ll Expose You!
- 64 Chapter 64: A Tap on the Shoulder
- 65 Chapter 65: Does He Have a Plan?
- 66 Chapter 66: A True Powerhouse
- 67 Chapter 67: I’ve Got More
- 68 Chapter 68: Your Virtual Girlfriend Has Joined the Sword Pavilion
- 69 Chapter 69: Chen Huai’an Is a Grand Elder?!
- 70 Chapter 70: Choosing a Cave Residence
- 71 Chapter 71: FarmVille?!
- 72 Chapter 72: That’s It? Just Some Grass?
- 73 Chapter 73: Could This Be a Real Talisman?
- 74 Chapter 74: Is This Plant Really Suspicious?
- 75 Chapter 75: Am I Using the Wrong Stance?
- 76 Chapter 76: What? Sword Qi?!
- 77 Chapter 77: Is Chen Huai’an a Ticking Time Bomb?
- 78 Chapter 78: Damn, Is This Lingxi Valley?
- 79 Chapter 79: Are They Going to Take Over My House?
- 80 Chapter 80: The Sword Pavilion’s Tradition?
- 81 Chapter 81: The Breathing Technique and Hidden Turmoil
- 82 Chapter 82: Are You Serious?!
- 83 Chapter 83: Found the Memorial Tablet?
- 84 Chapter 84: Isn’t This Triple Zero?
- 85 Chapter 89: Disciple Won’t Let You Die!
- 86 Chapter 90: You Want to Divine the Future Too?
- 87 Chapter 91: Living Up to Expectations
- 88 Chapter 92: Who Wouldn’t Be Anxious?
- 89 Chapter 93: This Is What You Get for Cosplaying!!
- 90 Chapter 94: At What Cost?
- 91 Chapter 95: The Multitudes of Life
- 92 Chapter 96: It’s All Real
- 93 Chapter 97: Junior Sister, Let’s Head Down the Mountain!
- 94 Chapter 98: I, Immortal Chen, Want to Live!
- 95 Chapter 99: A Warm Welcome
- 96 Chapter 100: Might Have Been Seen?
- 97 Chapter 101: Making Money!
- 98 Chapter 102: This Thing Doesn’t Work on Me!
- 99 Chapter 103: Everything Makes Sense Now!
- 100 Chapter 104: Heh Heh! You’re the One!
- 101 Chapter 105: So This Is the Great Sumeru Hand??
- 102 Chapter 106: A Flying Boat Stuck in the Illusion Formation?!
- 103 Chapter 108: What a Fateful Encounter
- 104 Chapter 109: A Waterfall Plunging Three Thousand Feet
- 105 Chapter 110: Fate’s Cut Runs Deep
- 106 Chapter 111: All Converting to Sword Cultivators Now?
- 107 Chapter 112: It’s a Taotie!
- 108 Chapter 113: Need to Test Him First
- 109 Chapter 114: Completely Barbecued
- 110 Chapter 115: This King Also Wants Four Seas Baozi
- 111 Chapter 85: Hidden Agendas
- 112 Chapter 86: A Love-Struck Sword Heart
- 113 Chapter 87: Can I Take a Look?
- 114 Chapter 88: So, Does He Know or Not?!
- 115 Chapter 107: With This Sword, I Shall Cut Down the Heavens!
- 116 Chapter 116: Time for a Test
- 117 Chapter 117: Then What Are We Waiting For?
- 118 Chapter 118: That Guy
- 119 Chapter 119: The Lost Book
- 120 Chapter 120: It’s Decided—You!
- 121 Chapter 121: Spiritual Root Mystery Box
- 122 Chapter 122: Haunted Construction Site?
- 123 Chapter 123: Let’s Talk This Out
- 124 Chapter 124: So You’re Chen Huai’an?
- 125 Chapter 125: A Careful Choice
- 126 Chapter 126: Directly Breaking Through
- 127 Chapter 127: Diplomacy Before Violence
- 128 Chapter 128: Try Moving and See?
- 129 Chapter 129: You Just Think You’re About to Die!
- 130 Chapter 130: Fate—It’s All About Opportunity!
- 131 Chapter 131: Please Punish Me, Master
- 132 Chapter 132: Thoughtful Materials
- 133 Chapter 133: Real or Fake? Should I Ask Customer Support?
- 134 Chapter 134: Besiege Wei to Rescue Zhao
- 135 Chapter 135: Hope for a Cure
- 136 Chapter 136: Demonization!
- 137 Chapter 137: Get Out of That Kid!
- 138 Chapter 138: Off-Field Support and Life-Bound Artifact
- 139 Chapter 139: Roaming the Void
- 140 Chapter 140: Rising from the Coffin
- 141 Chapter 141: General-Class Containment—Chen Huai’an
- 142 Chapter 142: Chen Huai’an, You Are Important!
- 143 Chapter 143: Harmonious Neighborhood
- 144 Chapter 144: Let Me Calculate That for You
- 145 Chapter 145: The World Is Crawling with Demonic Cultivators!
- 146 Chapter 146: Your Investigation Doesn’t Count—Let Me Do It!
- 147 Chapter 147: Disciple, Come Inside for a Talk
- 148 Chapter 148: Asking My Disciple for Elixirs
- 149 Chapter 149: It Nodded!
- 150 Chapter 150: Time to Settle Some Debts
- 151 Chapter 151: Stray Cats and Dogs
- 152 Chapter 152: You Can Also Divine the Heavens?
- 153 Chapter 153: Why Is It Still You?!
- 154 Chapter 154: Fear of Not Having Enough Money
- 155 Chapter 155: Completely Blown Away
- 156 Chapter 156: Hello, Tyrant… Goodbye, Tyrant
- 157 Chapter 157: If You Don’t Speak, I’ll Shut You Up With My Lips
- 158 Chapter 158: Killing Night Crow
- 159 Chapter 159: Slaying the Ghost Riang
- 160 Chapter 160: The Black Coffins Rise
- 161 Chapter 161: The Corpse King Awakens
- 162 Chapter 162: Beautiful Legs, Little Qing
- 163 Chapter 163: Burning a Hole in the Night
- 164 Chapter 164: Divine Thunder’s Wrath
- 165 Chapter 165: I Know
- 166 Chapter 166: Do You Have Money?
- 167 Chapter 167: Bearded Guy, You Scammed Me!
- 168 Chapter 168: The Mysterious Number
- 169 Chapter 169: Found You
- 170 Chapter 170: Indeed, Very Big
- 171 Chapter 171: In the End, I Still Have to Pay-to-Win
- 172 Chapter 172: Crushing Your Dreams with One Kick
- 173 Chapter 173: So… Why Don’t You Give It a Try?
- 174 Chapter 174: You May Leave
- 175 Chapter 175: This Is Against the Natural Order!!
Chapter 134: Besiege Wei to Rescue Zhao
Chapter 134: Besiege Wei to Rescue Zhao
Chapter 134: Besiege Wei to Rescue Zhao
Cangyun Realm—
The winds howled, and the heavens shifted.
Su Qinian lifted his head, his face filled with shock. “Unbelievable… truly unbelievable! That powerhouse probed the Heavenly Divination yesterday, and now they’ve done it again within six hours. Aren’t they afraid of divine retribution?”
At the Qingyun Sect, Mu Baishuang glanced at the sudden change in the skies, her heart uneasy.
With the Zhongzhou Secret Realm opening soon, the frequent divination attempts might disrupt her Heavenly Demon Sect’s plan…
Near the Pill Sect, within a mountain cave—
Leng Chanxin raised his head. A golden vertical eye emerged on his forehead.
A thin beam of light shot from the eye, colliding with the celestial radiance.
“Him… again?!”
His chest burned with pain, and he quickly withdrew his aura. The golden eye on his forehead turned scorched and blackened.
He had only wanted to exploit the divination to glean some clues.
But the entity probing the heavens was that enigmatic old ancestor from the Sword Pavilion!
He could only pray that the old monster hadn’t noticed him…
【Heavenly Divination Complete!】
【The materials for the storage pouch and sachets were taken from… a dudou (underbodice)!!】
“Oh—” Chen Huai’an froze mid-thought, realization dawning.
“So that’s why it felt so familiar… wait…”
“…WHAT THE F***? A dudou?!”
He stared wide-eyed at the storage pouch and sachets in his hand.
Now it made sense. Of course, it made sense!
He hadn’t bought these fabrics from the Virtual Girlfriend Shop.
Yesterday, he did purchase a red dudou from the store… but these were pale blue.
Which meant—
“No… I can’t jump to conclusions just yet.”
Chen Huai’an narrowed his eyes. Something wasn’t right.
Were these materials new… or old?
He immediately conducted a thorough “examination”—sight, smell, and touch.
But he was stumped. He couldn’t recall clearly—
What color was Li Qingran’s dudou again?
His in-game intimacy level had unlocked the bathroom feature, but every time he peeked, the steam was too thick to see clearly.
And honestly, who would stare at laundry when there was Li Qingran in the room?
He wasn’t that brain-dead.
However—he did remember one detail.
The dudou had a crooked lotus leaf and a little frog embroidered on it.
If I see those two things… case closed.
At that moment—
Li Qingran was sitting cross-legged, facing the rising sun, practicing her morning breathing exercises.
She hadn’t yet entered deep meditation.
Chen Huai’an seized the chance and pressed his Communication Talisman:
【Qingran, your master has received the storage pouch and sachets.】
Hearing her master’s voice first thing in the morning made Li Qingran’s cheeks flush with joy.
Was there anything more delightful than being acknowledged by her Shizun?
Her eyes darted toward the table—
The sachets and pouch she had stayed up all night crafting were indeed gone.
She bowed slightly toward the sky, her blushing face hidden under the golden veil of morning light.
“Shizun~ Qingran greets you~”
【Mm.】
Chen Huai’an’s heart nearly skipped a beat—
She was too damn cute.
But he maintained his aloof Masterly composure.
【The storage pouch and sachets are well-made. You’ve passed.】
Li Qingran’s heart burst with happiness.
Her eyes sparkled as she smiled sweetly. “I’m so glad Shizun doesn’t think I’m clumsy! My cultivation is still low, so the pouch is small… but once I reach the Golden Core Stage, I’ll make you bigger ones!”
【You are thoughtful.】
He paused—then went for the kill.
【By the way, this fabric is quite nice. Which cloth did you use?】
“Ah—”
Li Qingran froze, her lashes trembling.
Her heart pounded wildly.
Shizun… asked directly?!
How should she answer?!
Lying would be pointless—Shizun would see through it in an instant.
But if she told the truth, wouldn’t he be angry…?
Her whole body felt like it was crawling with ants.
Suddenly, the voice from the talisman sounded again—
【I quite like the fabric. Do you have any left?】
【Make me some tea sachets and a pillowcase. You decide the design.】
“Te… tea sachets? A p-pillowcase??”
Li Qingran panicked.
“Shizun, I…”
But his presence had already faded—he must have gone to handle his affairs.
No room to explain.
Her brain went blank—then spiraled into chaos.
Tea sachets and a pillowcase… with that cloth?!
Her trembling hand opened a small wooden box. Inside—
The remaining fabric, neatly folded.
Large pieces, enough for a pillowcase.
Scraps, plenty for sachets.
But the thought of her Shizun—
Brewing tea with that sachet…
Resting his head on that pillowcase…
Her cheeks burned furiously, even redder than before.
The sight of her flustered reflection in the mirror—
Peach-blushed skin, moist eyes shimmering—
She was more captivating than her Senior Sister after a drunken night.
Her heart trembled, and she tore her gaze away from the mirror.
“Shizun… doesn’t know.”
Her breath steadied.
Her frantic thoughts slowed.
“If Shizun knew, he wouldn’t have asked.”
“So—”
“As long as I don’t say anything…”
“He’ll never know!”
Her flustered panic turned into quiet resolve.
“Since Shizun likes it—”
“And since I am his True Personal Disciple—”
“It’s my duty to make him happy!”
“Li Qingran!” She puffed her cheeks, slapping her own burning face lightly, “You’re overthinking it again! Idiot!”
Her resolve firmed.
She sat down, brought out her needle, thread, and a spirit stone for preservation.
Piece by piece, she began crafting.
When her fingers hesitated over the cloth embroidered with the frog and lotus leaf—
She paused—then—
Stuffed it inside the tea sachet, completely hidden.
“As long as I don’t say…”
“Shizun will never know!”
Meanwhile—
Chen Huai’an, now dressed and ready, stepped out the door.
From her reaction…
He was already ninety percent sure of the truth.
But—
If Li Qingran was real—if she was truly a living person and not just some game NPC—
Then pressing her any further would be rude.
So, he switched tactics.
A classic move—Besiege Wei to Rescue Zhao.
Flanking the problem from the side.
Why tea sachets and a pillowcase?
No deeper reason—
He just happened to be in the mood for tea lately.
And he wanted a new pillowcase.
What’s wrong with that?
Nothing!
Chen Huai’an hopped into a cab, biting down on half a crispy youtiao from downstairs.
“Driver, to Panjiayuan Market.”
“You got it, buddy! Seatbelt on!”
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