- 1 Chapter 1: Small Workshops Really Go All Out
- 2 Chapter 2: Recharge to Get Stronger
- 3 Chapter 3: This Game Even Has a Dedicated Voice Actor?
- 4 Chapter 4: Blowing It All Up
- 5 Chapter 5: Crazy Thursday Deals
- 6 Chapter 6: What?! There’s a Monthly Pass Too?!
- 7 Chapter 7: Isn’t This a Great Deal?
- 8 Chapter 8: Insufficient Affection, No Peeking
- 9 Chapter 9: Divining the Heavens
- 10 Chapter 10: Your Virtual Girlfriend’s Small Gift Has Arrived
- 11 Chapter 11: It Smells Like Li Qingran!
- 12 Chapter 12: We’re Here to Expose You (Single Female Lead Armor Stacking)
- 13 Chapter 13: Frenzied Beast Incense
- 14 Chapter 14: A Mirage?
- 15 Chapter 15: If There’s a Next Life?
- 16 Chapter 16: The Urge to Prick Something
- 17 Chapter 17: Could Chen Huai’an Be a Genius?!
- 18 Chapter 18: This Is Something Very Important
- 19 Chapter 19: The Divine Medicine Emerges
- 20 Chapter 20: Swearing to the Heavens
- 21 Chapter 21: The Sword Manual
- 22 Chapter 22: You and I Are Fated!
- 23 Chapter 23: Stage Mission Unlocks
- 24 Chapter 24: The Guardian Package
- 25 Chapter 25: The Night Reaper of the Heavenly Demon Sect
- 26 Chapter 26: 188 for Instant Kill—What More Needs to Be Said?
- 27 Chapter 27: Someone Requests an Opportunity from You
- 28 Chapter 28: Another Little Gift?
- 29 Chapter 29: What a Sword!
- 30 Chapter 30: The Black Scale Sword
- 31 Chapter 31: Please Select a Target
- 32 Chapter 32: Heart Demon Arises
- 33 Chapter 33: A Change of Heart
- 34 Chapter 34: Li Qingran, You’re So Stupid
- 35 Chapter 35: Ending It Once and for All
- 36 Chapter 36: Variety Show
- 37 Chapter 37: Returning to Qingyun Sect
- 38 Chapter 38: Let Me See Who Dares
- 39 Chapter 39: So What If I Interfere?
- 40 Chapter 40: Battle Against Zhang Hanxiao
- 41 Chapter 41: The Reckoning Continues
- 42 Chapter 42: A Thousand Swords Through the Heart
- 43 Chapter 43: Are You Satisfied?
- 44 Chapter 44: Execution on the Spot
- 45 Chapter 45: A Debate Begins
- 46 Chapter 46: Have You Chosen?
- 47 Chapter 47: Why Not Give It a Try
- 48 Chapter 48: Battle Against Lu Changtian
- 49 Chapter 49: A Game Helmet?
- 50 Chapter 50: Moon Rises Over Tianshan
- 51 Chapter 51: Another Hidden Old Monster
- 52 Chapter 52: Select All
- 53 Chapter 53: The Guardian
- 54 Chapter 54: Dispersing Cultivation
- 55 Chapter 55: Master, Please Accept Your Disciple’s Bow
- 56 Chapter 56: Bro, You’re Insanely Good-Looking
- 57 Chapter 57: Get Out
- 58 Chapter 58: Hold It~
- 59 Chapter 59: We Are from Qingyun Sect
- 60 Chapter 60: I Really Am a Superhuman
- 61 Chapter 61: Who Could Be More Handsome Than Our Brother?
- 62 Chapter 62: What Are You Trying to Do?
- 63 Chapter 63: I’ll Expose You!
- 64 Chapter 64: A Tap on the Shoulder
- 65 Chapter 65: Does He Have a Plan?
- 66 Chapter 66: A True Powerhouse
- 67 Chapter 67: I’ve Got More
- 68 Chapter 68: Your Virtual Girlfriend Has Joined the Sword Pavilion
- 69 Chapter 69: Chen Huai’an Is a Grand Elder?!
- 70 Chapter 70: Choosing a Cave Residence
- 71 Chapter 71: FarmVille?!
- 72 Chapter 72: That’s It? Just Some Grass?
- 73 Chapter 73: Could This Be a Real Talisman?
- 74 Chapter 74: Is This Plant Really Suspicious?
- 75 Chapter 75: Am I Using the Wrong Stance?
- 76 Chapter 76: What? Sword Qi?!
- 77 Chapter 77: Is Chen Huai’an a Ticking Time Bomb?
- 78 Chapter 78: Damn, Is This Lingxi Valley?
- 79 Chapter 79: Are They Going to Take Over My House?
- 80 Chapter 80: The Sword Pavilion’s Tradition?
- 81 Chapter 81: The Breathing Technique and Hidden Turmoil
- 82 Chapter 82: Are You Serious?!
- 83 Chapter 83: Found the Memorial Tablet?
- 84 Chapter 84: Isn’t This Triple Zero?
- 85 Chapter 89: Disciple Won’t Let You Die!
- 86 Chapter 90: You Want to Divine the Future Too?
- 87 Chapter 91: Living Up to Expectations
- 88 Chapter 92: Who Wouldn’t Be Anxious?
- 89 Chapter 93: This Is What You Get for Cosplaying!!
- 90 Chapter 94: At What Cost?
- 91 Chapter 95: The Multitudes of Life
- 92 Chapter 96: It’s All Real
- 93 Chapter 97: Junior Sister, Let’s Head Down the Mountain!
- 94 Chapter 98: I, Immortal Chen, Want to Live!
- 95 Chapter 99: A Warm Welcome
- 96 Chapter 100: Might Have Been Seen?
- 97 Chapter 101: Making Money!
- 98 Chapter 102: This Thing Doesn’t Work on Me!
- 99 Chapter 103: Everything Makes Sense Now!
- 100 Chapter 104: Heh Heh! You’re the One!
- 101 Chapter 105: So This Is the Great Sumeru Hand??
- 102 Chapter 106: A Flying Boat Stuck in the Illusion Formation?!
- 103 Chapter 108: What a Fateful Encounter
- 104 Chapter 109: A Waterfall Plunging Three Thousand Feet
- 105 Chapter 110: Fate’s Cut Runs Deep
- 106 Chapter 111: All Converting to Sword Cultivators Now?
- 107 Chapter 112: It’s a Taotie!
- 108 Chapter 113: Need to Test Him First
- 109 Chapter 114: Completely Barbecued
- 110 Chapter 115: This King Also Wants Four Seas Baozi
- 111 Chapter 85: Hidden Agendas
- 112 Chapter 86: A Love-Struck Sword Heart
- 113 Chapter 87: Can I Take a Look?
- 114 Chapter 88: So, Does He Know or Not?!
- 115 Chapter 107: With This Sword, I Shall Cut Down the Heavens!
- 116 Chapter 116: Time for a Test
- 117 Chapter 117: Then What Are We Waiting For?
- 118 Chapter 118: That Guy
- 119 Chapter 119: The Lost Book
- 120 Chapter 120: It’s Decided—You!
- 121 Chapter 121: Spiritual Root Mystery Box
- 122 Chapter 122: Haunted Construction Site?
- 123 Chapter 123: Let’s Talk This Out
- 124 Chapter 124: So You’re Chen Huai’an?
- 125 Chapter 125: A Careful Choice
- 126 Chapter 126: Directly Breaking Through
- 127 Chapter 127: Diplomacy Before Violence
- 128 Chapter 128: Try Moving and See?
- 129 Chapter 129: You Just Think You’re About to Die!
- 130 Chapter 130: Fate—It’s All About Opportunity!
- 131 Chapter 131: Please Punish Me, Master
- 132 Chapter 132: Thoughtful Materials
- 133 Chapter 133: Real or Fake? Should I Ask Customer Support?
- 134 Chapter 134: Besiege Wei to Rescue Zhao
- 135 Chapter 135: Hope for a Cure
- 136 Chapter 136: Demonization!
- 137 Chapter 137: Get Out of That Kid!
- 138 Chapter 138: Off-Field Support and Life-Bound Artifact
- 139 Chapter 139: Roaming the Void
- 140 Chapter 140: Rising from the Coffin
- 141 Chapter 141: General-Class Containment—Chen Huai’an
- 142 Chapter 142: Chen Huai’an, You Are Important!
- 143 Chapter 143: Harmonious Neighborhood
- 144 Chapter 144: Let Me Calculate That for You
- 145 Chapter 145: The World Is Crawling with Demonic Cultivators!
- 146 Chapter 146: Your Investigation Doesn’t Count—Let Me Do It!
- 147 Chapter 147: Disciple, Come Inside for a Talk
- 148 Chapter 148: Asking My Disciple for Elixirs
- 149 Chapter 149: It Nodded!
- 150 Chapter 150: Time to Settle Some Debts
- 151 Chapter 151: Stray Cats and Dogs
- 152 Chapter 152: You Can Also Divine the Heavens?
- 153 Chapter 153: Why Is It Still You?!
- 154 Chapter 154: Fear of Not Having Enough Money
- 155 Chapter 155: Completely Blown Away
- 156 Chapter 156: Hello, Tyrant… Goodbye, Tyrant
- 157 Chapter 157: If You Don’t Speak, I’ll Shut You Up With My Lips
- 158 Chapter 158: Killing Night Crow
- 159 Chapter 159: Slaying the Ghost Riang
- 160 Chapter 160: The Black Coffins Rise
- 161 Chapter 161: The Corpse King Awakens
- 162 Chapter 162: Beautiful Legs, Little Qing
- 163 Chapter 163: Burning a Hole in the Night
- 164 Chapter 164: Divine Thunder’s Wrath
- 165 Chapter 165: I Know
- 166 Chapter 166: Do You Have Money?
- 167 Chapter 167: Bearded Guy, You Scammed Me!
- 168 Chapter 168: The Mysterious Number
- 169 Chapter 169: Found You
- 170 Chapter 170: Indeed, Very Big
- 171 Chapter 171: In the End, I Still Have to Pay-to-Win
- 172 Chapter 172: Crushing Your Dreams with One Kick
- 173 Chapter 173: So… Why Don’t You Give It a Try?
- 174 Chapter 174: You May Leave
- 175 Chapter 175: This Is Against the Natural Order!!
Chapter 133: Real or Fake? Should I Ask Customer Support?
Chapter 133: Real or Fake? Should I Ask Customer Support?
Chapter 133: Real or Fake? Should I Ask Customer Support?
Qingyun Sect—
It had been some time since Lu Changtian’s dantian was destroyed.
At first, he wallowed in self-pity, but now he had mostly calmed down.
A few days ago, Daoist Qingxuan found him a pill that boosted his physical strength to the equivalent of the Qi Refinement Peak. However, the price was steep—his meridians were nearly shattered. Without restoring his dantian, he would only have five years left to live.
The Zhongzhou Secret Realm was his only chance.
"But even at Qi Refinement Peak, I’d be cannon fodder in the Zhongzhou Secret Realm… sigh."
Without strength, how could he stand out in the Secret Realm?
Without standing out, how could he catch the eye of a Holy Land elder and gain a fortuitous opportunity?
Inside his cave residence, Lu Changtian finished a set of punches and stared silently at his reflection in the pool—shirtless, his body now swollen with bulky muscles.
He hated this look.
He missed his former ethereal, immortal-like appearance.
But he had no choice.
"Changtian-gege~~"
A sweet voice came from outside the cave.
Lu Changtian’s somber expression melted into a smile.
It was Mu Baishuang.
She had been visiting him every day.
Her companionship was the biggest reason he had managed to emerge from the shadow of his ruined dantian so quickly.
Her concern for him was genuine.
Just picturing her adorable, caring face filled him with renewed determination.
"Come in, Shimei."
He remained shirtless—after all, she had seen him like this plenty of times. Formality between them felt unnecessary.
Mu Baishuang bounced in with her hands behind her back.
The moment she saw his bare chest, her smile faltered slightly, and a flicker of disdain flashed through her eyes.
Perverted creep. Shameless bastard.
Does he think I want to see that every time?
But outwardly, she kept up her act—cheeks flushing, twirling a strand of hair by her ear, and pouting playfully:
"Aww~ Changtian-gege, your muscles are sooo impressive! Every time I see them, my heart goes thump-thump~"
Lu Changtian’s smile broadened with pride, but he quickly stifled it, coughing lightly.
"So, what brings you here today, Shimei?"
"Hehe, good news!"
With a playful grin, she revealed a scripture from behind her back.
"Look! I bought you a Body Refinement Technique from the sect’s auction house. It cost me my entire savings! They say this one’s incredible—quick, check it out!"
Lu Changtian stared at her radiant smile.
His heart ached with warmth.
Since his fall from grace, he had witnessed firsthand the fickleness of people—admiration replaced by mockery.
Only a few truly cared for him now: his master, a handful of junior brothers, and most of all, Mu Baishuang.
She visited daily, comforted him, and now had even spent every last spirit stone to get him this technique.
"Thank you… Shuang’er."
His voice was thick with emotion as he accepted the scripture, vowing silently to protect her at all costs.
Even though… he doubted the technique’s usefulness.
If even their master couldn’t find a suitable Body Refinement Technique, how could she?
"Changtian-gege, promise you won’t tell Master I got this for you, okay~?"
Mu Baishuang leaned closer, her eyes glinting with an almost otherworldly charm.
"If Master finds out, he’ll scold me for wasting money on random techniques."
Lu Changtian nodded and lowered his gaze to the scripture.
One look—and his eyes widened.
The technique was intricate, systematic—profound beyond measure.
It claimed that with sufficient meat intake, his cultivation would skyrocket.
This was no worthless trash technique!
"Amazing… truly amazing! The Heaven-Devouring Saint Physique Technique!"
His fists clenched, trembling with excitement.
"Shimei, you’ve found me a true treasure! With this, I’ll tear through the Zhongzhou Secret Realm! If the Holy Land elders notice me, they’ll help restore my dantian—then, with both body and Qi cultivation, I’ll surpass my former self!"
"Hehe, helping you is my greatest joy, Changtian-gege~"
Mu Baishuang’s smile was dazzling, her beauty breathtaking.
Her gaze lingered on his elated face as she slowly backed out of the cave.
The Heaven-Devouring Saint Physique Technique…?
Her lips curled into a mocking smirk.
Fool.
The scripture clearly read—
The Heavenly Demon Gluttony Art.
The Next Morning—
“Bǎobǎo~ Dùdù~ Dǎléi la~♪” (Baby, tummy, it’s thundering~)
The alarm blasted at 6 a.m. sharp.
Chen Huai’an shot up from bed like a rocket, lunging for his fully charged phone.
In one swift motion, he punched in his 64-digit password, opened a hidden folder, and scanned his fingerprint to log into his Virtual Girlfriend game.
【Lifespan Remaining: 49 Days】
【Today’s Fortune: Minor Luck—Favorable for Romance, Unfavorable for Medical Visits】
"F***, what terrible luck!"
Chen Huai’an felt his vision darken.
But the next notification made his eyes sparkle.
【Your virtual girlfriend, Li Qingran, has sent you a little gift. It has been delivered.】
He turned his head—and sure enough, two packages had materialized on his bed.
It’s here!
The moment of truth!
With a swipe of his phone, he tore into the packages.
Inside—
A Storage Pouch and three scented sachets.
The sachets exuded a sweet floral fragrance with a hint of creaminess—pleasant, yet unfamiliar.
Chen Huai’an narrowed his eyes.
The material of the storage pouch—
He had never seen anything like it.
It wasn’t from the game store.
It wasn’t any outfit or item he had purchased.
So then…
Was this really from Li Qingran?
His Li Qingran…?
Or…
Could it be… her actual clothes?
No… he didn’t recall her wearing anything like this.
Wait!
It was too soon to jump to conclusions.
Chen Huai’an’s eyes flashed with calculation.
Maybe… I should exploit a bug and ask Li Qingran directly?
Or—
Screw it.
Why not just ask customer support?!
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